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January 12th, 2011

Right-Wingers Address Tuscon Tragedy: Propose a ‘Reverse-King’ Bill

“WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO OUR ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE, PETER KING, WE BELIEVE THE SOLUTION IS TO BAR PUBLIC OFFICIALS FROM COMING WITHIN 1000 FEET OF A GUN.”

January 8th, 2011

Right-Wing Reacts to Giffords Shooting: ‘Guns Don’t Kill, People With Middle Names Do’

“OF COURSE THE LIBERAL ELITES NEVER MENTION THAT THERE’S NO MIDDLE NAME IN .44 MAGNUM, GLOCK 22, OR COLT 45.”

Jared Lee Loughner

March 5th, 2010

NRA Lobbies For ChatRUSSIANRoulette

IT’S JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THE TECHNOLOGY CATCHES UP WITH THE SECOND AMENDMENT: ‘THE RIGHT OF A FREE PEOPLE TO DEFEND THEIR HOMES WITH FIREARMS … EXTENDS TO THE RIGHT TO SHOOT YOU IN YOUR HOME‘.”

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Campaign 2010: Deja Vu All Over Again, at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey on the “limited government” hypocrites.

One Good Move with The Daily Show’s Anchor Management.

August 20th, 2009

Liberals Exact ‘Town Hall Revenge’: Bring Enema Bags to Gun Shows

“A SPOKESMAN FOR THE GROUP STATED: ‘WE NEVER THOUGHT WE COULD ACTUALLY CLEANSE THEM OF THEIR BELIEFS; IT’S JUST A POLITICAL STATEMENT ABOUT WHAT THEY REALLY HAVE FOR BRAINS.”

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The Daily Show on the Gun Show-Barrel Fever, at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Run for the hills: The Unsilent Majority stirs

Madkane’s Open Limerick To President Obama.

August 19th, 2009

GOP to Support Public Option, for Gun Care Reform

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE FORCED TO PAY FOR BI-ANNUAL REPAIRS AND CLEANINGS FOR ALL AMERICANS’ PERSONAL ARSENALS. IN ADDITION, ALL PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS BARRING GUN OWNERSHIP WILL BE ELIMINATED, SUCH AS A ‘HISTORY OF SEVERE MENTAL ILLNESS.’ FINALLY, IF YOU LOSE YOUR JOB, YOU’LL HAVE ‘PORTABILITY,’ SO YOU CAN CARRY YOUR AUTOMATIC WEAPONS ANYWHERE, TO TAKE OUT YOUR RAGE ON INNOCENT MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN.”

April 13th, 2009

The Two Sides of the GOP Teabags

THE RICH PHONIES WHO DRINK TEA WITH THEIR PINKIES OUT,

LEADING THE POOR SCHNOOKS WHO HAVE TO USE THEIR TEABAGS MORE THAN ONCE.

Tea Bag Protest #39 by The One True b!X.

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Conservatives Hope Tea Will Spur the Second Coming of the GOP, at BuzzFlash.

Who says consumer purchases are down? Guns Galore at All Hat No Cattle.

June 29th, 2008

McCain’s Unique Campaign Promise: ‘No Old Taxes’

“WE’RE NOW IN DEFAULT ON BOTH OUR TAX DOLLARS, AND COMMON SENSE.”

Crooks & Liars with the story.