“FOR GOD’S SAKE, THOSE CULTURALLY-CHALLENGED GULF STATE RESIDENTS OUGHT TO THANK ME … FOR TURNING THEIR BEACHES INTO VERITABLE MUSEUMS.”

“GOTTA’ HAVE MORE TARBALL.”

The myth of the dinosaur oil connection.

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Courageous, Fierce, Brazen: 3 Words You’ll Never Hear Applied to the Democrats in D.C.

Best of Hitchbitch, at One Good Move.

judge martin feldman

“SINCE VIRTUALLY ALL THE OIL FROM THE DINOSAURS IS NOW LOST TO THE GULF, THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE TO CONTINUE ‘WAR ON THE WORLD’ IS TO DRILL THE FAT MAN WHO BROADCAST ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’.”

“AH DO BELIEVE THIS WILL ENABLE BP TO EXTRACT OIL WELL INTO THE FUTURE … FROM THE FOSSILIZED HUMANS  AND ANIMAL LIFE IT HELPS TO MAKE EXTINCT.”

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The background at Crooks & Liars.

George Washington weighs in on the Company that always tells a lie, at All Hat No Cattle.

Map: Where Americans Are Moving, at BartCopE!

“IT’S A COLOGNE, THAT MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE YOU JUST CAME FROM A BP OIL-INFESTED BEACH.”

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BuzzFlash’ s Mark Karlin: Limbaugh Represents a Deep and Serious Pathology in our Society.

One Good Move with The Daily Show’s The Strife Aquatic.

“AN INDEPENDENT PANEL HAS CONCLUDED THAT GENERATIONS OF ‘BAD  TEETH’ CAN NOW BE ATTRIBUTED TO EXTREME COST-CUTTING MEASURES BY BRITISH DENTISTS … THE USE OF SEA WATER FOR DENTAL FILLINGS.”

“JOE BARTON IS ACTUALLY THE MORE ANNOYING DRONE DESIGNED TO DISTRACT FROM THE REAL ACTION, AND OFFERS THE ADDED ADVANTAGE THAT HE’LL DO ALL THE WORK BLOWING AIR THROUGH HIS OWN ASS.”

“EVERY ONE AFFECTED BY THE GULF OIL SPILL WILL GET A COMPLIMENTARY FILL-UP, A  SET OF BP DRINKING GLASSES, AND AN UNLIMITED FLOW OF SLUSH PUPPIES … AS LONG AS THE OIL CONTINUES TO FLOW INTO THE GULF.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Joe Barton, Our Savior.

“IF THEY WIN, WE’LL FORGO ALL CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BP. IF WE WIN, THEY’LL HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME, DEFEAT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY, AND SAVE ME FROM A TOXIC FLOW OF WASTE THAT NO ONE SEEMS ABLE TO STOP.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Trans-Atlantic BP war: Dear Britain: Obama Doesn’t Need My Defense, But …

“THE LATEST POLL REFLECTS A VIRTUAL 50-50 SPLIT: HALF THE PUBLIC FAVORS WATERBOARDING, WHILE THE OTHER HALF APPEARS TO PREFER ”TAR BALL AND FEATHERING‘.”

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One Good Move with Indecision 2010 – Primary Victory for Women.

“YOU CAN’T ACCUSE THE TEA PARTY OF BEING ANTI-ENVIRONMENT.  WE’RE THE ONES WHO WANT TO PROTECT THE COAST OF FLORIDA FROM TURNING INTO FLUORIDA.”

HuffPost with the angle on Angle.

BP’s “transformation,” at All Hat No Cattle, and Madkane with Haley’s Barbaric Attitude..

BartCopE’s Weekly Poll: The ‘Shut up and Pay up’ Edition.