“FOR GOD’S SAKE, THOSE CULTURALLY-CHALLENGED GULF STATE RESIDENTS OUGHT TO THANK ME … FOR TURNING THEIR BEACHES INTO VERITABLE MUSEUMS.”

“GOTTA’ HAVE MORE TARBALL.”

The myth of the dinosaur oil connection.

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Courageous, Fierce, Brazen: 3 Words You’ll Never Hear Applied to the Democrats in D.C.

Best of Hitchbitch, at One Good Move.

judge martin feldman

“SINCE VIRTUALLY ALL THE OIL FROM THE DINOSAURS IS NOW LOST TO THE GULF, THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE TO CONTINUE ‘WAR ON THE WORLD’ IS TO DRILL THE FAT MAN WHO BROADCAST ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’.”

“IT’S A COLOGNE, THAT MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE YOU JUST CAME FROM A BP OIL-INFESTED BEACH.”

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BuzzFlash’ s Mark Karlin: Limbaugh Represents a Deep and Serious Pathology in our Society.

One Good Move with The Daily Show’s The Strife Aquatic.

“AN INDEPENDENT PANEL HAS CONCLUDED THAT GENERATIONS OF ‘BAD  TEETH’ CAN NOW BE ATTRIBUTED TO EXTREME COST-CUTTING MEASURES BY BRITISH DENTISTS … THE USE OF SEA WATER FOR DENTAL FILLINGS.”

“IF THEY WIN, WE’LL FORGO ALL CRIMINAL CHARGES AGAINST BP. IF WE WIN, THEY’LL HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME, DEFEAT THE BOSTON TEA PARTY, AND SAVE ME FROM A TOXIC FLOW OF WASTE THAT NO ONE SEEMS ABLE TO STOP.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Trans-Atlantic BP war: Dear Britain: Obama Doesn’t Need My Defense, But …

“THE LATEST POLL REFLECTS A VIRTUAL 50-50 SPLIT: HALF THE PUBLIC FAVORS WATERBOARDING, WHILE THE OTHER HALF APPEARS TO PREFER ”TAR BALL AND FEATHERING‘.”

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One Good Move with Indecision 2010 – Primary Victory for Women.

“THE ONLY REAL DOWNSIDE IS, THE ANCIENT CITY OF ATLANTIS ACTUALLY HAS TOUGHER REGULATORS THAN THE LOST CITY OF D.C.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:  At The Mercy of the Global Corporations.

Lisa Casey on the BP Global Scream.

BartCopE! Mashups, featuring The Fab Four.

“SINCE WE CAN’T COUNT ON GOVERNMENT TO POLICE CORPORATE CRIME, WE’RE GONNA’ TAKE MATTERS INTO OUR OWN HANDS … AND THROW BP’s OIL INTO THE SEA.“

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Treating BP Like People Who Commit Crimes.

BP's COO DOUG SUTTLES

“SINCE WE’VE NOW EXHAUSTED ALL OF OUR IDEAS, WE FIGURED WE’D JUST REVERT TO OUR CHILDHOOD IMAGINATION, AND HAVE THE CHINESE TUNNEL UP UNDER THE WELL FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on BP’s Long History of Wreaking Worldwide Havoc.

HALLIBURTON CEO DAVE LESAR

“FROM  OIL TO GUNS TO CEMENT TO MUD — WE PRIDE  OURSELVES ON OUR ABILITY TO DIVERSIFY … IN SCREWING UP THE PLANET.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on a Top-Kill Approach to BP Executives.

The Natural Beauty That Was Once This Country, at One Good Move.

Mad Kane’s Panning Palin.