“WATERBOARDING IS ONE THING, BUT THIS REALLY VIOLATES MY RIGHTS UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION.”

“THIS’LL SEND A STRONG MESSAGE TO THE TERRORISTS, THAT WE’RE NOT GONNA JUST LET THEM RUN OVER AFGHANISTAN.”

 

“THAT WICKED PISSA OF A PASSER SLID THROUGH OUR DEFENSIVE LINE LIKE THAT BASEBALL THOUGH THAT BASTARD BUCKNER’S LEGS.”¬†

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