“IT’S NOT ONLY CIRCULAR IN NAME, BUT A CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD FOR THE GOP, AND A CIRCLE JERK FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.”

“WHAT BETTER WAY TO SEND A MESSAGE OF RUGGED INDIVIDUALISM, AND SET THE TABLE FOR REPEAL OF HEALTH CARE, BY CUTTING OFF GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE AS SOON AS THEY CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD.”

“WE’RE TAKING THE POSITION THAT IT TAKES AT LEAST 60 VOTES FOR THE EARTH TO FINISH ITS REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN, AND TO PLACATE OUR TEA PARTY REVOLUTIONISTS, WE’LL BE PROPOSING A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO ADOPT THE MEDIEVAL POSITION THAT THE SUN CIRCLES THE EARTH.”

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BuzzFlash with The Perfect Storm of Plutocracy May Drown the Working Class, and Tea Party GOP Gets Ready to Talibanize the US Constitution.

Why Call Him God? — at One Good Move.

“FORGET SITTING DOWN TOGETHER, MR. BRADFORD. OUR TOP PRIORITY IS THAT YOU BECOME A ONE-TERM GOVERNOR OF PLYMOUTH COLONY.  BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WE WANT NO INFRASTRUCTURE SPENDING ON PATH CLEARING, PERMANENT TAX CREDITS FOR OUR CHIEFS WITH THE MOST ANIMAL SKINS, AND NO REGULATION OF CORN DERIVATIVES.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Right Wing Fake Outrage Against TSA, to Privatize Airport Security and Prevent Unionization.

Lisa Casey on the latest Palin-Couric battle.

“WE NORMALLY WOULDN’T SUBSCRIBE TO THE PHILOSOPY OF A NEW YORK JEW, BUT WE DO BELIEVE THAT 90% OF LIFE IS JUST SHOWING UP BARACK OBAMA.”

“FOR THOSE AMERICANS WHO ARE NOT ALREADY IN A HAZE, WE PLAN TO HAZE THEM SO BADLY THEY’LL WISH THEY WERE A FRATERNITY PLEDGE LEFT NAKED IN THE WOODS IN THE DEAD OF WINTER … WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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GOP ‘Pledge’ Embraces Radical ‘Tenther’ View of Constitution at Think Progress.

The Tea Party in Oz,  at All Hat No Cattle.

Recommended Reading, at BartCopE!

“WHAT COULD BE MORE AMERICAN THAN FORCING WORKERS SHOW UP ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD EACH DAY, TO AUDITION FOR THE REALITY SHOW OF ‘WHO GETS TO EAT’.”

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Will Durst at BuzzFlash: Poor Labor Day Gets No Respect. It’s the Rodney Dangerfield of Holidays.

“WE ALL AGREE: WITH THE PROSPECT OF UNLIMITED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS, GEORGE COSTANZA WON’T EVEN ACCEPT A JOB AS A LATEX SALESMAN.”

“THE REPORT CONCLUDES THESE REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING, THAT MANY ARE ON DRUGS, AND CONTINUING TO PAY THEM JUST DISCOURAGES THEM FROM TAKING REAL JOBS.”

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Colbert Report with The Economist Photoshops Obama’s Picture, at One Good Move.

Disaster Messaging by the Democrats Could be Fatal to America’s Future,  By George Lakoff at BuzzFlash.

Crooks & Liars with Paul Krugman schools David Brooks.

BartCopE! with some great recommended reads.

“THANK GOD I CAN MAKE A LIVING WHOLESALING SNAKE OIL TO POLITICIANS, WHO THEN RETAIL IT TO FOLKS WHO ARE EVEN BIGGER DUNCES THAN THEY ARE .”

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Lisa Casey with the “Palm Reading the GOP.”