“WE’RE TAKING THE POSITION THAT IT TAKES AT LEAST 60 VOTES FOR THE EARTH TO FINISH ITS REVOLUTION AROUND THE SUN, AND TO PLACATE OUR TEA PARTY REVOLUTIONISTS, WE’LL BE PROPOSING A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT TO ADOPT THE MEDIEVAL POSITION THAT THE SUN CIRCLES THE EARTH.”

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BuzzFlash with The Perfect Storm of Plutocracy May Drown the Working Class, and Tea Party GOP Gets Ready to Talibanize the US Constitution.

Why Call Him God? — at One Good Move.

“FORGET SITTING DOWN TOGETHER, MR. BRADFORD. OUR TOP PRIORITY IS THAT YOU BECOME A ONE-TERM GOVERNOR OF PLYMOUTH COLONY.  BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WE WANT NO INFRASTRUCTURE SPENDING ON PATH CLEARING, PERMANENT TAX CREDITS FOR OUR CHIEFS WITH THE MOST ANIMAL SKINS, AND NO REGULATION OF CORN DERIVATIVES.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Right Wing Fake Outrage Against TSA, to Privatize Airport Security and Prevent Unionization.

Lisa Casey on the latest Palin-Couric battle.

“WE NORMALLY WOULDN’T SUBSCRIBE TO THE PHILOSOPY OF A NEW YORK JEW, BUT WE DO BELIEVE THAT 90% OF LIFE IS JUST SHOWING UP BARACK OBAMA.”

“WE ALL AGREE: WITH THE PROSPECT OF UNLIMITED UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS, GEORGE COSTANZA WON’T EVEN ACCEPT A JOB AS A LATEX SALESMAN.”

“THE REPORT CONCLUDES THESE REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING, THAT MANY ARE ON DRUGS, AND CONTINUING TO PAY THEM JUST DISCOURAGES THEM FROM TAKING REAL JOBS.”

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Colbert Report with The Economist Photoshops Obama’s Picture, at One Good Move.

Disaster Messaging by the Democrats Could be Fatal to America’s Future,  By George Lakoff at BuzzFlash.

Crooks & Liars with Paul Krugman schools David Brooks.

BartCopE! with some great recommended reads.