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“RUSH SLAMMED ME, PINNED ME, HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH A CPAC CHAIR, AND LEFT ME MORE BLOODIED THAN MICKEY ROURKE.”
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Lisa Casey with Steele’s Limbaugtomy.
Dan Kurtzman has the Jimmy Fallon Debut and more on the Limbaugh-Steele battle.
BuzzFlash interviews Jim Hightower, on 21st Century Populism, and Obama’s Rare Opportunity.
“WE’RE CRAZY, DREAMING ON, LIVIN’ ON THE EDGE, PLAYING ON THE SWEET EMOTION OF OUR BASE, AND ACTING LIKE THE BLIND MAN TRYING TO SELL THE SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE, SO WE CAN GET THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO WALK THIS WAY OVER THE CLIFF.”
“AY! YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN … AND HERE’S A REAL POPULAR TOY THAT THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN KID — IT’S CALLED BAG-O-GLASS.”
The Real skit here:
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Lisa Casey’s GOP Pyramid Scheme.
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: GOP Vampires to stalk the airwaves in even greater swarms.
Dan Kurtzman with the rumored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors for Bush.
“LISTEN, GUYS, NEWT ONLY THREW A HISSY FIT ABOUT BEING IN THE BACK OF THE PRESIDENTIAL PLANE; WE ACTUALLY WENT ONE STEP FURTHER AND JUMPED OUT … WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.”
Story at NY Times.
“FORGET THE SWITCH FROM ANALOG TV, WE WANNA’ GET RID OF THE TVA.”
“WE HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR BUT GOP IDIOTS.”
[Yes, Virginia, there still is a Tennessee Valley Authority.]
1. Re-sod Guantanamo.
2. Free sterilization of minorities.
3. All state aid in the form of loans — to be paid back to the “Republican National Committee.”
4. “Jet Stamps” — for corporate CEOs.
5. Expand Electric Grid, to facilitate comeback of the electric chair.
6. Mass transit funds — to deport “illegals.”
7. Tax credits for purchases of semi-automatic weapons.
8. Coupons for conversion of analog TV — to Rush Limbaugh radio.
9. Infrastructure spending — erect ten-story ‘Ten Commandments’ in every state capital.
10. Supplemental infrastructure spending — erect world’s largest solar panel directly over Nancy Pelosi’s office.
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Keeping in the spirit, P.M. Carpenter with Naked Republican Goons 33 1/3: The Final Insult, and Madkane says No Quid? No Quo!.
Lisa Casey on the rush to genuflect before Rush.
A worthwhile John Updike tribute, via One Good Move.
Dan Kurtzman’s latest political satire links.
Juan Cole with the early word on the Provincial Elections in Iraq.
“WE’RE LOOKING FOR COLD HARD CASH – WE’VE ALREADY GOT 40 FAKERS AND A FOOL.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Obama’s Election is About the Restoration of Democracy, Not Race.
The White House is Lookng Better Already, at All Hat No Cattle.
Bernie Sanders vs Cavuto over Energy Crisis, via One Good Move.
Madkane’s Celebratory Limerick.
Dan Kurtzman has the Best Humor of Election 2008.
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