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October 31st, 2009

GOP’s Official Halloween Costume – Ronald Reagan Mediscare Mask

“WELL, IF YOU BACK THE DEMOCRAT PARTY TAKEOVER OF HEALTH CARE, WITCHES AND GOBLINS WILL COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR DOCTOR, AND YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY WILL BE RATIONED TO ONE MINI-MILKY WAY BAR.”

September 30th, 2009

GOP Seeks to ‘Eliminate’ the Public Option for Restrooms

“THE INSURANCE COMPANY LOBBYISTS TELL US THEIR CLIENTS ARE PREPARED TO DEVELOP A SYSTEM OF PRIVATE PAY TOILETS WITH HIGH PREMIUMS, AND IF SOMEONE’S BLADDER HAPPENS TO BURST, COVERAGE WILL SIMPLY BE DENIED AS A PEE-EXISTING CONDITION.”

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The Protect Insurance Companies PSA, at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: Without public financing of political campaigns, expect endless yesterdays.

September 25th, 2009

Grassley Warns Schumer: Public Option Will Lead to ‘Single Mohel Plan’

“FORGET ABOUT EIGHT DAYS FOR A BRISS, BEFORE THE ONE GOVERNMENT MOHEL GETS AROUND TO YOUR GRANDSON, HE’LL BE AS OLD AS ABRAHAM, AND HAVE TO DO IT HIMSELF.”

Abraham describes circumcision to Zed, Oh & Isaac

“Let me tell ya’, it was so painful, I would’ve preferred insurance company rescission , over self- circumcision.”

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Staying on topic, P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Another day, more Blue Dog angst.

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