The Satirical Political Report » gop filibuster health care

GOP Opposes Reconciliation, of the ‘North and South’

Don Davis — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:03:15 +0000

“SINCE EVEN OUR REGRESSIVE POLICIES CAN’T LITERALLY BRING US BACK IN TIME, THE BEST WE CAN DO IS FOLLOW�RICK PERRY’S LEAD AND START ANOTHER SECESSION.”

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Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion, at One Good Move.

Mitt vs. The Talking Hand, at All Hat No Cattle.

GOP Leaders Assert Health Care Bill is Too WIDE

Don Davis — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:50:57 +0000

“IT’S REALLY A SLIPPERY SLOPE. ONCE YOU GO BEYOND THE TRADITIONAL 8�� x 11 BOND PAPER, IT’S CLEAR A BILL HAS TRANSGRESSED THE BOUNDARY INTO SOCIALISM.”

GOP Rips Off ‘Curb’ Finale in Attack on Health Care Reform

Don Davis — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:04:03 +0000

“TRUE, OVER 40,000 PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM LACK OF HEALTH INSURANCE.� BUT HAVING SAID THAT, WE SIMPLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT.”

Viewers to C-SPAN: Opt-Out of GOP Colloquy, and Trigger Reruns of ‘Booknotes’

Don Davis — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:37:10 +0000

“WE INTERRUPT THIS DEBATE IN ORDER TO ADMINISTER LIFE-SAVING CPR TO OUR VIEWERS.”

GOP to Filibuster Health Care Reform By Reading ‘Theodoric of York’

Don Davis — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:16:49 +0000

“IF THE HEALTH PLAN OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY PASSES, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL THEN BECOME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BLOODLETTING LEECHES.”