“I’M A GREAT WHITE SHARK, FROM THE GREAT WHITE PARTY.” 

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on McCain, Palin and the Grand Old Party of Hypocrisy.

Lisa Casey eavesdrops on some small talk between Cindy McCain and Todd Palin. 

“I DIDN’T KNOW ANYONE WOULD CROSS-CHECK MY ‘FACTS’.”

“I’M GOING TO BE BROUGHT OUT IN SHACKLES, IN A HANOI HILTON STYLE CELL, WHERE l’LL SINGLE-HANDEDLY OVERCOME MY NORTH VIETNAMESE GUARDS, THEN STOP AN ABORTION IN PROGRESS, AND FINISH UP BY DRILLING FOR OIL RIGHT THROUGH THE CONVENTION STAGE.”

                        JAMES DOBSON 

“THE SECRET IS THAT THE NORTH VIETNAMESE ONLY BROKE HIS ARM, WE THREATENED TO BREAK HIS CAMPAIGN.”

“AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF DESTROYING AMERICA, THE LEAST THEY COULD DO IS HOLD A FUNDRAISER TO TRY TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE.”

“BY MAJORITIES OF THREE TO ONE, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY PREFER A ‘CATEGORY FIVE’ HURRICANE, IF IT WOULD CANCEL THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION.”