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March 29th, 2009

GOP’s More Detailed Budget To Be Written in Invisible Ink

“THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ALSO GET A SECRET DECODER RING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE F**K WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, OR BETTER YET, A CONE OF SILENCE SO THEY DON’T REALIZE WE’RE NEVER GOING TO GET SMART.”

 

Meg White at BuzzFlash on the Childish GOP Budget Stunt: A Republican Road to Nowhere, and Madkane with Republican Road To Remedial Math.

March 27th, 2009

GOP Leadership To Replace Busted ShamWow Pitchman

“WE’VE GOT THE ULTIMATE SHAMWOW – WITH THE AMAZING REUSABLE TAX CUTS, YOU CAN SOAK UP ALL THE RESOURCES IN THE COUNTRY … AND ACTUALLY LEAVE A BIGGER MESS.” 

Shamwow

Story at HuffPost.

Lisa Casey with the Nails in the GOP Coffin.

March 26th, 2009

Who Says the GOP ‘Budget’ is Just a ‘Windmill’

Eric Cantor

“UNDER OUR PLAN, YOU’LL ALSO GET AN EXTRA TAX CUT IF YOU HIT THE BALL IN THE CLOWN’S MOUTH.” 

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Story at TPMDC, and Nate Silver weighs in with some GOP Budget Satire.

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