“THE UN IS LIKE THE PUBLIC OPTION ON THE ‘SPEAKING IN TONGUES,’ WHEN THAT SHOULD BE THE SOLE PROVINCE OF THE GOP BASE.”

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Jon Perr with the background and the latest installment of The Adventures of Huck “Thin on common sense,” and Madkane on Newt’s Bilingual Newspeak.

Lisa Casey has the real Private Option in America.

“HOW ELSE DO YA’ THINK I’M STILL ‘BREAKING BALLS’ AT AGE 90?”

“DIDJA’ EVER NOTICE THAT MIKE WALLACE’S HEAD HAS GOTTEN ALMOST AS LARGE AS MY EYEBROWS.”

[Dave Zirin at BuzzFlash weighs in on "Clemens Meets Wallace: Butts on Parade."]

 

“HOW DO THEY EXPECT A GUY TO PLAY A LONGSHOT IF HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO’S PLAYING WITH ‘LONGSHOTS’.”

 

“FORGET THE ASTERISK, JUST HAVE THE RECORD BOOKS SHOW AN A-STEROID.”

 

“DAMN, THAT THING’S¬†EVEN BIGGER THAN MY HEAD.”

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The Background  story.

“I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER MY CONGRATULATIONS TO BARRY BONDS ….”

“DIDJA’ SEE THE SIZE OF THE OLD GUY’S HEAD?¬†¬†LOOKS LIKE HAMMERIN’ HANK’S BEEN ADDING SOME¬†HGH TO HIS¬†PRUNE JUICE.”