“WE SOLD A PRODUCT CALLED ‘OXYGEN-1′ … THAT ACTUALLY HAD NO OXYGEN.”

“WE’VE SOLD OUR CLIENTS A LOT OF SHIT OVER THE YEARS, BUT TO SEE THE GOP BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF US IN HEARINGS, AND THEN BET AGAINST FINANCIAL REFORM ON THE SENATE FLOOR … WELL, THAT’S  NOT SYNTHETIC, BUT PURE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT.”

“WHEN IT COMES TO CREATING CDOs — COLLATERALIZED DOODY OBLIGATIONS — WE’VE REALLY GOT AWESOME POWERS.”