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Sarah Palin’s SECOND ‘John Wooden-Native American’ Gaffe

Don Davis — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:38:23 +0000

“AS THE GREAT BASKETBALL COACH FAMOUSLY SAID, IF CUSTER HAD PLAYED A ’2-2-1 ZONE DEFENSE’ AT LITTLE BIG HORN, THE OUTCOME MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LOT DIFFERENT.”

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John Wooden Legs’ Holy Spirit Responds to Sarah Palin

Don Davis — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:11:23 +0000

“MR PRESIDENT, MANY MOONS FROM NOW, I SEE A VERY DANGEROUS WOMAN, WHO SHALL BE KNOWN BY THE NAME OF ‘SITTING BULL‘.”

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Story of Palin’s egregious book gaffe, at HuffPost.

More ‘Doomsday’ many moons from now, at All Hat No Cattle.

Pop Culture Critics Link Sarah Palin’s ‘Appeal’ to Vampire Craze

Don Davis — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:02:46 +0000

“IT’S APPARENT THAT IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES, A SEXUALLY-CHARGED BLOODSUCKER, HOWLING AT THE MOON IN THE TWILIGHT OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, IS BOUND TO ATTRACT A CULT-LIKE FOLLOWING.”

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As Lisa Casey points out, even the Army can’t stop Sarah the Vampire Player.

Book Critics Hail Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ as ‘The Great American Drivel’

Don Davis — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:52:04 +0000

“IT’S SOMETHING OF A CROSS BETWEEN ‘THE GREAT BRATSBY’ AND FOR ‘WHOM THE HELL TOLLS’ … AND WE EXPECT THAT IT WILL BE CLASSIFIED BY THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS AS ‘FRICTION’.”

Sarah Palin Finally Figured Out, by Malcolm Gladwell

Don Davis — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:05:11 +0000

“IF YOU BLINK, YOU MIGHT MISS WHAT THE DOG SAW: THAT SARAH PALIN IS NOT REALLY AN OUTLIER IN THE GOP, BUT ACTUALLY JUST TYPICAL OF A PARTY THAT THREATENS TO BE THE TIPPING POINT IN SETTING US BACK NOT 10,000 HOURS … BUT 10,000 YEARS!”

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Malcolm Gladwell on the Colbert Report at One Good Move, P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the GOP’s baffling suicidal tendencies, and Lisa Casey on a true Gothic Gothic.

After Viewing Palin Book Tour, Mayans ‘Move Up’ Doomsday Date

Don Davis — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:44:57 +0000

“FORGET 2012, IT’S OBVIOUS ALL SIGNS OF CIVILIZATION HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXTINGUSHED.”

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More on the true primitive civilization called the GOP, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with a poll on term limits.

Oprah Surprises Sarah Palin With Gift of Car Keys

Don Davis — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:21:57 +0000

“NOW SARAH, IF YOU LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR, YOU’LL SEE A GIFT THAT IS PERFECTLY SUITED FOR YOUR FUTURE … A SET OF KEYS TO DEMOLITION DERBY CARS!”

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Lisa Casey with a whole different perspective 0n the Red Mean … Beauty Queen.

Sarah Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ to Be Excerpted in ‘Readers InDigestable’

Don Davis — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:52:59 +0000

“WELCOME TO YOU ALL.� BEFORE WE INTRODUCE THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA AND GOP VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE HAVE CONVENIENTLY PLACED BARF BAGS AT THE END OF EACH AISLE.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash asks: Will America ever ‘go rogue’ — again?

Dan Kurtzman has Jokes About Sarah Palin’s (Joke?) Book, Lisa Casey on more GOP Boobs, and Madkane with Stupak Stupidity.