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December 1st, 2009

Sarah Palin’s SECOND ‘John Wooden-Native American’ Gaffe

“AS THE GREAT BASKETBALL COACH FAMOUSLY SAID, IF CUSTER HAD PLAYED A ‘2-2-1 ZONE DEFENSE’ AT LITTLE BIG HORN, THE OUTCOME MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LOT DIFFERENT.”

December 1st, 2009

John Wooden Legs’ Holy Spirit Responds to Sarah Palin

“MR PRESIDENT, MANY MOONS FROM NOW, I SEE A VERY DANGEROUS WOMAN, WHO SHALL BE KNOWN BY THE NAME OF ‘SITTING BULL‘.”

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Story of Palin’s egregious book gaffe, at HuffPost.

More ‘Doomsday’ many moons from now, at All Hat No Cattle.

November 22nd, 2009

Pop Culture Critics Link Sarah Palin’s ‘Appeal’ to Vampire Craze

“IT’S APPARENT THAT IN THESE TROUBLED TIMES, A SEXUALLY-CHARGED BLOODSUCKER, HOWLING AT THE MOON IN THE TWILIGHT OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, IS BOUND TO ATTRACT A CULT-LIKE FOLLOWING.”

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As Lisa Casey points out, even the Army can’t stop Sarah the Vampire Player.

November 21st, 2009

Book Critics Hail Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ as ‘The Great American Drivel’

“IT’S SOMETHING OF A CROSS BETWEEN ‘THE GREAT BRATSBY’ AND FOR ‘WHOM THE HELL TOLLS’ … AND WE EXPECT THAT IT WILL BE CLASSIFIED BY THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS AS ‘FRICTION’.”

November 19th, 2009

Sarah Palin Finally Figured Out, by Malcolm Gladwell

“IF YOU BLINK, YOU MIGHT MISS WHAT THE DOG SAW: THAT SARAH PALIN IS NOT REALLY AN OUTLIER IN THE GOP, BUT ACTUALLY JUST TYPICAL OF A PARTY THAT THREATENS TO BE THE TIPPING POINT IN SETTING US BACK NOT 10,000 HOURS … BUT 10,000 YEARS!”

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Malcolm Gladwell on the Colbert Report at One Good Move, P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the GOP’s baffling suicidal tendencies, and Lisa Casey on a true Gothic Gothic.

November 17th, 2009

After Viewing Palin Book Tour, Mayans ‘Move Up’ Doomsday Date

“FORGET 2012, IT’S OBVIOUS ALL SIGNS OF CIVILIZATION HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXTINGUSHED.”

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More on the true primitive civilization called the GOP, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with a poll on term limits.

November 17th, 2009

Oprah Surprises Sarah Palin With Gift of Car Keys

“NOW SARAH, IF YOU LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR, YOU’LL SEE A GIFT THAT IS PERFECTLY SUITED FOR YOUR FUTURE … A SET OF KEYS TO DEMOLITION DERBY CARS!”

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Lisa Casey with a whole different perspective 0n the Red Mean … Beauty Queen.

November 16th, 2009

Sarah Palin’s ‘Going Rogue’ to Be Excerpted in ‘Readers InDigestable’

“WELCOME TO YOU ALL.  BEFORE WE INTRODUCE THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA AND GOP VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE HAVE CONVENIENTLY PLACED BARF BAGS AT THE END OF EACH AISLE.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash asks: Will America ever ‘go rogue’ — again?

Dan Kurtzman has Jokes About Sarah Palin’s (Joke?) Book, Lisa Casey on more GOP Boobs, and Madkane with Stupak Stupidity.

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