“Abdulmutallab. A-b-d-u-l-m-u-t-a-l-l-a-b. Now what do I win, a Connect-the-Dots book?”
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Misspelled Visa story, at TPM Muckraker.
And for Mashups instead of screwups, check out BartCopE!
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“Abdulmutallab. A-b-d-u-l-m-u-t-a-l-l-a-b. Now what do I win, a Connect-the-Dots book?”
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Misspelled Visa story, at TPM Muckraker.
And for Mashups instead of screwups, check out BartCopE!
James Dobson, of Hocus-Pocus on The Family
“HELL, WE’LL TAKE ISLAMO-FASCISTS OVER NON-BELIEVERS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. IT’S NO SECRET WHO WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON WITH … AND WHO WE SEE AS A BIGGER THREAT.”
Meanwhile, our GOP friends in Congress also get into the action ….
“AND THIS JUST IN FROM THE HILL: CITING THE GROWING THREAT FROM THE ‘FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER,’ SENATOR TOM COBURN OF OKLAHOMA HAS CALLED FOR THE RETURN OF THE INFAMOUS TERRORIST THREAT CHART, TO KEEP TABS ON ‘CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS.”
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Striking similar notes are BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin with Terrorists and Their GOP Enablers Who Terrorize Us; and Norm Jenson at One Good Move with Oldskool New Atheism.
“WHADDYA’ WANT FROM ME; IT’S BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS SINCE I LAST HAD SEX WITH THE VIRGIN MARY.”
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Mark Sanford is BuzzFlash’s GOP Hypocrite This Week – for Trumpeting ‘God’s Laws’ After Lying & Cheating Across the Hemisphere.
Lisa Casey with the Sanford tell-all.
“OK, TIFFANY, YOU MAY HAVE OVERREACTED A BIT. NEXT TIME, JUST STICK THE
GUY IN THE SMOKING SECTION.”
Norm Jenson with the video of Bart Ehrman on Colbert – The Bible, a Big Fat Lie.
And make sure you check out this year’s Blog Against Theocracy.
“YES, GOD, I CAN’T HEAR YOU, BUT I CAN FEEL YOUR DIVINE PRESENCE, AND WILL CARRY OUT YOUR WILL.”
In an attempt to rebut the mounting evidence that her record as a “reformer” is a sham, GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced today that she will be auctioning off running mate John McCain on eBay.
Surrounded by representatives of both the evangelical and tax-cutting wings of her party, Palin asserted that this would be “the best way to cut Government waste, especially since we don’t need a recent convert who only became a believer in God during this past election cycle.”
In attendance was Dr. James Dobson of the organization “Hocus-Pocus on the Family,” who indicated that his group might bid for and buy McCain, for the purpose of keeping him in a lockbox for the duration of a Palin Presidency. Dobson added that the man-sized safe kept by Dick Cheney in his office might prove to be perfect for the job.
Alternatively, some of the GOP faithful were more inclined to burn McCain as a fossil fuel, but as a concession to the alternative energy crowd, only after utilizing the old man’s potential as a source of mighty wind.
Experienced eBay users were skeptical, however, that McCain could attract a substantial price at auction, pointing out that his value has greatly declined ever since the former maverick himself utilized eBay — with the obvious help of his aide — to sell his own soul.
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BLOGWORTHIES:
BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on Palin’s Offenses Against Rape and Domestic Violence Victims.
Jon Stewart on Blink, Not Sarah, at One Good Move.
More McCain-Palin Posters, at All Hat No Cattle.
History Lesson: Wall Street, Economy Do Better Under Democrats – at Perrspectives.
“SARAH PALIN PROVES THAT A WOMAN CAN FALL AS LOW AS A MAN IN TERMS OF BEING A RIGHT-WING, KNOW-NOTHING, BOOK-BURNING NEANDERTHAL IDEOLOGUE, WHO DISPUTES GLOBAL WARMING, AND HYPOCRITICALLY DENIES OTHERS THE VERY PRIVATE FAMILY CHOICES THAT SHE CLAIMS ARE HER OWN BUSINESS.”
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Lisa Casey shows how Palin can “do it all.”
McCain-Palin: Disrespect on Parade, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.
Staying on message, Five Reasons Republicans Are Evil, at One Good Move.
Madkane on Bailin’ On Palin?
Anti-Jewish Terror is “God’s Judgment” — from the Palin Theological School, via Andrew Sullivan.
While recent media attention has understandably focused on the widespread desire for political change, a new poll also reveals deep-seated anger with God’s performance, with large majorities now favoring a change in the position of “Supreme Being.”
The survey, conducted, appropriately enough, by the Pew Poll, reveals that by more than a two-to-one margin, Americans feel that the Universe is on the wrong track, there is no light at the end of the Black Hole, and that the Sun may not even come up tomorrow.
While most respondents still blame the Bush Administration for the invasion of Iraq and the mismangement of the war, an overwhelming 77% held God accountable for the sectarian strife between Sunni and Shia sects, deadly natural disasters such as earthquakes and hurricanes, and the inability to buy a six-pack of Budweiser before noon on a Sunday.
A barely sober Christopher Hitchens, appearing on Charlie Rose, gloated that “I’ve been telling you that God is Not Great.”
Reached for comment, God responded by saying, “Look, I’ve been doing this job for more than four billion, err… I mean six thousand years, so I don’t think there’s anyone else with enough experience to wreak havoc on the world, with the possible exception of John McCain.”
Perhaps not surprisingly, a majority of poll respondents were also against the idea of Jesus succeeding the Holy Father, citing “Bush 43″ as an example of what can happen when a “son takes over.”
Huge majorities were also receptive to the idea of term limits for God, with proposals ranging from “Two Millennia,” to the more stringent “two-year terms” of U.S. Congressmen.
A spokesperson for Hillary Clinton denied that she was prepared to throw her hat into the ring. However, Bill Clinton was captured on YouTube telling a reporter that “this is the crack in the ultimate ceiling that Hillary and I have been waiting our whole lives for.”
In anticipation of new elections for God, jockeying for position among the States has already started, with delegations from Iowa and New Hampshire asserting their time-honored right to go first with their caucuses or primaries. In contrast, small-town Pennsylvanians are making the case that those who are most bitter and cling to God, should also go first in voting for God.
There is also speculation that that agnostics and atheists, particularly those located in Florida and Michigan, will be granted, at best, only a 1/2 vote.
In addition, a proposal to utilize Diebold’s election machinery is running into stiff resistance, for fear that the next God may end up being Pat Buchanan.
But in perhaps the ultimate sign of hunger for radical change at the top, a whopping 89% of respondents stated they were even willing to “take a chance” on a “Black God.”
UPDATE: God’s Response.
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Obama’s Evangelical Connections, at BuzzFlash.
Lisa Casey on the “Vote for McCain.”
New York Magazine on the ‘Fall and Rise’ of Hillary Clinton.
Dan Kurtzman presents Best Humor of Campaign 2008.
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