“BY ABANDONING ALL EFFORTS TO REDUCE THE WORLD’S RELIANCE ON FOSSIL FUELS, RONALD REAGAN WON THE ‘COLD WAR,’ THE ‘HOT WAR,’ AND PROVED HE’S A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS.”
“THE BARBECUING WILL BEGIN IN TWENTY-SIX YEARS … AND FIVE MINUTES.”
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“BY ABANDONING ALL EFFORTS TO REDUCE THE WORLD’S RELIANCE ON FOSSIL FUELS, RONALD REAGAN WON THE ‘COLD WAR,’ THE ‘HOT WAR,’ AND PROVED HE’S A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS.”
“THE BARBECUING WILL BEGIN IN TWENTY-SIX YEARS … AND FIVE MINUTES.”
“I PERSONALLY SENT A TEXT MESSAGE TO ANDREW BREITBART, REMINDING THE SONUVABITCH THAT IF THE PLANET GETS ANY HOTTER, HE’S GONNA’ END UP LOOKING JUST LIKE ME.”
“WE’RE NOT SURE HE CAN HELP US WIN, BUT AT LEAST HIS MERE PESENCE WILL KEEP THE ICE SUFFICIENTLY CHILLED IN THE FACE OF GLOBAL WARMING.”
“ONE THING IS AS CLEAR AS THE SNOW IS WHITE: GLOBAL WARMING IS COMPLETELY UNDERMINED BY ‘EXCESSIVE FLAKING’.”
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From the white stuff to the more dangerous Blackwater, at All Hat No Cattle.
BartCopE! with the best of the weekly Mashups.
“WHILE CAPS ON VEAL PARMIGIANA AND RISOTTO REMAIN TO BE NEGOTIATED, AT LEAST WE’VE ANSWERED THE SKEPTICS WHO REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MEATBALLS ARE CAUSED BY HUMAN ACTIVITY.”
10. Biggest threat to Amazon Rainforests: Printouts of Email strings.
9. Widespread perception that the problem “is not the heat, but the humidity.”
8. Energy demands soar by proliferation of water-skiing squirrels.
7. The battle of the next decade: Water Conservation vs. The Mercy Flush.
6. Chinese limit verification procedures to inspection of their Fortune Cookies.
5. Methane emissions spin out-of-control after publication of Thomas Friedman’s next book: The World is Flatulent.
4. Without major subsidies, Bigfoot refuses to reduce his carbon footprint.
3 . Excessive heat generated by Americans screaming over the phone at Indians in Bangalore call centers.
2. Cap and trade results in credit default swaps of polar bears.
1. Failure to place a punitive tax on the ‘fossil fools’ who deny global warming.
Senators Inhofe and Coburn
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on The Obama Factor. Republican Presidents United Democrats: Democratic Presidents Divide Us.
Lisa Casey on the meltdown of Chuck Norris.
“DESPITE OUR DIFFERENCES, WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT THE BURNING OF THAT FOSSIL FOOL TOM COBURN, INSTEAD OF OUR PRECIOUS FORESTS, IS REALLY THE KEY TO REVERSING GLOBAL WARMING AND SAVING THE PLANET.”
“SEE, IT’S NOT ONLY THE EAST ANGLIA ZEALOTS FEEDING US NONSENSE OVER GLOBAL WARMING, BUT THOSE EAST COAST LIBERALS OVER AT CBS WHO, AFTER 54 YEARS, HAVE FINALLY ABANDONED THE SOAP OPERA THAT THE WORLD IS ROUND.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the Senate’s latest Health Care moves.
Jon Stewart does The Healthcare Debate, via One Good Move.
Madkane on Dick Cheney’s Steno Pool.
Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.
“APPARENTLY, THE COMBINATION OF HEAT TRAPPING GASES DIRECTLY OVER EAST ANGLIA UNIVERSITY, TOGETHER WITH THE BUILDING’S UNIQUE ARCHITECTURE WHICH ALLOWS IN ALL THE LIGHT, DID IN FACT RESULT IN THE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF THE RESEARCHER’S PANT LEG.”
“KEITH, THE IDEA IS TO CAP THE GOP’S TOXIC EMISSIONS BY TRADING THEM TO A THIRD WORLD DICTATORSHIP, WHERE THEY CAN REALLY FIT IN WITH THE OVERALL TEAM PHILOSOPHY.”
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