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Glenn Beck Claims Reform Rabbis Perform ‘Lefty’ Circumcisions

Don Davis — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 04:05:34 +0000

“AND AS EVERYONE KNOWS, SINCE MEN THINK WITH THEIR YOU-KNOW-WHATS, THIS WILL ACTUALLY SPAWN A WHOLE GENERATION OF COMMIES AND SOCIALISTS.”

Story here.

Glenn Beck on Bahrain: ‘U.S. Should Seize the Manama Canal’

Don Davis — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 03:36:57 +0000

“LET’S FACE IT, WE BUILT THE DAMN THING WITH OUR OWN BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS. WHY SHOULD WE JUST HAND IT OVER TO A� THUG LIKE ABDUL HASSAN NORIEGA.”

The Right-Wing War on Thanksgiving: Claim Pilgrims Financed Feast With Food Stamps

Don Davis — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 21:31:48 +0000

“AND AFTER THE WELFARE STATE OF PLYMOUTH COMPLETELY BROKE DOWN, AND WAS REDUCED TO A MERE COLONY, THINGS GOT SO BAD THAT THE PILGRIMS HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TURN TO NAZI SOUP KITCHENS.”

Background at Crooks & Liars.

Why The NY Times Put Glenn Beck On The Wrong End of Its Magazine

Don Davis — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 02:44:36 +0000

INSTEAD OF THE MAGAZINE’S COVER, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE BACK, ALONG WITH THE ADS FOR THE PREP SCHOOLS FOR TROUBLED, UNDISCIPLINED AND UNDERACHIEVING CHILDREN.

Why the Jon Stewart Rally To Restore Sanity Will Be ‘X-Rated’

Don Davis — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 00:35:33 +0000

“NOW LISTEN, JON, SINCE CHRISTINE O’DONNELL HAS PROVEN THAT NOT MASTURBATING LEADS TO INSANITY, IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO EXPOSE THIS TEABAGGER.”

Right Wingers Even Demonstrate Against Mosque Near ’7/11′

Don Davis — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 22:09:15 +0000

“NOW THE MUSLIMS WANT TO USE THEIR SHARIA DIETARY LAWS … TO TAKE AWAY OUR HALLOWED GROUND BEEF.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: To Honor Those Who Died on 9/11, Time to Be Moving Forward, Not Wallowing in Vitriol.

The Daily Show’s Weekend at Burnies, at One Good Move.

Glenn Beck Admits He Held ‘Mein Kampf’ In His Hand

Don Davis — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:43:46 +0000

“MY REAL HERO IS THE FOUNDING FATHER OF THE FATHERLAND, WHO INSPIRED ME, AND EVERYONE AT FOX, WITH HIS INVENTION OF GOEBBELS NEWS.”

National Archives: ‘Glenn Beck Actually Had His Dick In His Hands’

Don Davis — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:22:25 +0000

“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES, GLENN BECK NEVER EVEN HAD AN INTEREST IN� WASHINGTON’S HANDWRITTEN�INAUGURAL ADDRESS. �INSTEAD, MR. BECK THOUGHT HIS OWN HAND JOB WAS WORTHY OF INCLUSION AS A NATIONAL TREASURE.”

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Video at �HuffPost.

Oil Reigns Supreme, by Lisa Casey.

M is for Mashup, at BartCopE!

Forget MLK, Glenn Beck’s Lincoln Memorial Rally Even Disgraces Forrest Gump

Don Davis — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:30:06 +0000

“LIKE MOMMA ALWAYS SAID, ‘STUPID IS AS GLENN BECK DOES’.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Martin Luther King Had a Dream and Glenn Beck Was Not in It.

Lisa Casey on the growing (like a tumor) tea-party phenomenon.

Compelling video of Dr. King’s calls for social justice, at One Good Move.

Beck and Palin At The Lincoln Memorial: Two Blockheads ON Hallowed Ground

Don Davis — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 02:03:50 +0000

“IT’S LIKE PUTTING AN ABYSMALAMIC CULTURE WAR� CENTER AT THE HEART OF WHAT’S BEST ABOUT AMERICA.”

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Story here.

Our Corrupting Campaign Process, at BuzzFlash.

More evidence of the Culture Wars on the Iraq War, at All Hat No Cattle.

More on the so-called ‘Ground Zero Mosque’ at BartCopE!