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March 20th, 2010

Glenn Beck Strikes Back at Jon Stewart For Striking at Glenn Beck

THE DAILY SHOW — UMM, NOW WHO ELSE USES THE WORD ‘DAILY’ IN THEIR TITLE?  OF COURSE, IT’S THE COMMUNIST PAPER, THE DAILY WORKER. AND THE WORD ‘SHOW’ — IT’S THE VERY SAME COMMIES WHO FIRST CAME UP WITH THE ‘SHOW’ TRIAL.”

March 9th, 2010

Eric Massa Inspires Glenn Beck to Join the Navy

“YOU’D REALLY LOVE IT, GLENN, NOT ONLY WILL YOU HAVE TICKLE FIGHTS AND NAKED SHOWERS, BUT THEY HAVE A POLICY OF ‘DON’T ASK  DON’T TELL’ ABOUT MORONS.”

March 2nd, 2010

Jim Bunning’s Latest Plan: Unemployment Benefits To Be Paid By The Unemployed

“IT’S MY LATEST BRAINSTORM FOR ‘PAY AS YOU GO‘:  MAKE THE UNEMPLOYED PAY AS THEY GO DOWN THE DRAIN.”

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Bunning Just Running  the GOP Motto, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash: FOX’s  Glenn Beck and Laura Ingraham Fight Healthcare Reform — by Mocking the Sick.

Madkane on Cussin’ out California.

Some good news for lefties, at BartCopE!

February 24th, 2010

GOP Responds to Anthony Weiner’s Scathing Attack

“BASED ON HIS  SCURRILOUS CHARGES THAT REPUBLICANS ARE MERELY WHOLLY-OWNED SUBSIDIARIES OF INSURANCE COMPANIES, WE NOW PROPOSE LEGISLATION TO REQUIRE MR. WEINER TO GET A ‘REFERRAL’ BEFORE SPEAKING, TO PAY OUT-OF-POCKET FOR THE HOUSE PODIUM AND MICROPHONE, AND TO EXPEL HIM FOR THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF HAVING BALLS AND A BRAIN.”

Video here:

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BuzzFlash on Anthem’s Rate Hikes:  Ordinary Americans Are Better at Selling Healthcare Reform Than Democrats.

One Good Move with The Daily Show on the Regressive Mr. Beck.

Bush v. Crist, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Ode To GOP Stimulus Hypocrisy.


February 21st, 2010

Martin Scorsese Films ‘Shutter Island’ Sequel at CPAC

“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”

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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’

February 11th, 2010

Right Wingers Claim Dandruff Disproves Global Warming

“ONE THING IS AS CLEAR AS THE SNOW IS WHITE: GLOBAL WARMING IS COMPLETELY UNDERMINED BY ‘EXCESSIVE FLAKING’.”

Story at HuffPost.

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From the white stuff to the more dangerous Blackwater, at All Hat No Cattle.

BartCopE! with the best of the weekly Mashups.

January 31st, 2010

What If We ‘Edited’ Roger Ailes Under ‘FOX News Rules’

“I look like J. Edgar Hoover, I have a face like a fist, and I’m essentially a malignant tumor.”

The Ailes-Arianna Huffington exchange at Firedoglake.

November 25th, 2009

Glenn Beck: Obama’s ‘Indian’ State Dinner an Attack on Traditional Thanksgiving

“BY BREAKING BREAD WITH THE SOUTHEAST ASIAN INDIANS, INSTEAD OF OUR OWN NATIVE AMERICANS, ONE CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT OBAMA PLANS TO FURTHER DESTROY OUR VALUES, BY TURNING ALL OF OUR 7-ELEVENS INTO GAMBLING CASINOS.”

November 18th, 2009

Glenn Beck: Reagan Would’ve Demanded That Hu Tear Down ‘The Great Wall’

“LET’S FACE IT, IF RONALD REAGAN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CONFRONT HU JINTAO, MENUS IN CHINESE RESTAURANTS WOULD NO LONGER BE DIVIDED BETWEEN ‘COLUMN A’ AND ‘COLUMN B’.”


[Historical Note: Ronald Reagan did visit China in 1984.]

November 17th, 2009

Chinese President To Obama: YOUR Country Needs a Cultural Revolution!

“IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOUR COUNTRY IS TO MAKE A GREAT LEAP FORWARD, IT NEEDS TO BIND THE FEET OF PALIN, BECK AND LIMBAUGH, AND THEN STUFF THEM IN THEIR OWN MOUTHS.”

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