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Glenn Beck Blames Obama’s Smoking For European Ash Cloud

Don Davis — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 03:16:42 +0000

“TALK ABOUT POETIC JUSTICE! THE EUROPEAN’S FAVORITE SUPERMAN LIGHTS UP A GIANT MARLBORO, AND THE WHOLE DAMN CONTINENT IS FOGGED INTO THEIR OWN HOOD.”

Glenn Beck: Obama’s ‘Indian’ State Dinner an Attack on Traditional Thanksgiving

Don Davis — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:20:46 +0000

“BY BREAKING BREAD WITH THE SOUTHEAST ASIAN INDIANS, INSTEAD OF OUR OWN NATIVE AMERICANS, ONE CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT OBAMA PLANS TO FURTHER DESTROY OUR VALUES, BY TURNING ALL OF OUR 7-ELEVENS INTO GAMBLING CASINOS.”

To Defeat Public Option, Insurance Companies Employ the ‘Statue of Liberty Play’

Don Davis — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:39:04 +0000

“GIVE US … �YOUR POOREST AND SICKEST AND BEFUDDLED MASSES, SO WE HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE TO FURTHER TORCH THE PUBLIC BY RAISING PREMIUMS HIGHER THAN OUR CROWN.”

BuzzFlash�s Mark Karlin makes the point: Private Insurance Companies to Make Out Like Bandits Under So-Called �Healthcare Reform.�

Lisa Casey on the advertisers torching Glenn Beck.

Detroit’s Challenge: Getting Glenn Beck to Run on Electric Shock

Don Davis — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:27:43 +0000

“WE FEEL THIS WOULD BE A BIG IMPROVEMENT OVER HIS CURRENT DEPENDENCE ON HIGHLY FLAMMABLE GAS.”

Story at HuffPost.