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November 25th, 2009

Glenn Beck: Obama’s ‘Indian’ State Dinner an Attack on Traditional Thanksgiving

“BY BREAKING BREAD WITH THE SOUTHEAST ASIAN INDIANS, INSTEAD OF OUR OWN NATIVE AMERICANS, ONE CAN ONLY CONCLUDE THAT OBAMA PLANS TO FURTHER DESTROY OUR VALUES, BY TURNING ALL OF OUR 7-ELEVENS INTO GAMBLING CASINOS.”

August 26th, 2009

To Defeat Public Option, Insurance Companies Employ the ‘Statue of Liberty Play’

“GIVE US …  YOUR POOREST AND SICKEST AND BEFUDDLED MASSES, SO WE HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE TO FURTHER TORCH THE PUBLIC BY RAISING PREMIUMS HIGHER THAN OUR CROWN.”

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin makes the point: Private Insurance Companies to Make Out Like Bandits Under So-Called “Healthcare Reform.”

Lisa Casey on the advertisers torching Glenn Beck.

April 11th, 2009

Detroit’s Challenge: Getting Glenn Beck to Run on Electric Shock

“WE FEEL THIS WOULD BE A BIG IMPROVEMENT OVER HIS CURRENT DEPENDENCE ON HIGHLY FLAMMABLE GAS.”

Glenn Beck

Story at HuffPost.

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