“WHY CAN’T WE HAVE COMEDIANS LIKE WE DID IN THE OLD DAYS, LIKE BOB HOPE, WHO NEVER CRITICIZED CROOKS LIKE NIXON, AND SUPPORTED STUPID WARS LIKE VIETNAM.”

Video here.

5. Mean Mitch McConnell — Based on the iconic Coke commercial, the Senate Minority Leader from Kentucky refuses to give a homeless kid his extra button-down Brooks Brothers shirt.

4. The Glenn Beck Crying Trade Baby — Glenn promises you can trade your sanity for his hysterical idiocy in just seconds, all from the comfort of your own home.

3. Teabag 1984 — Forget the groundbreaking Apple commercial, Tea Party Wingnuts throw Tom the Hammer DeLay at the U.S. Constitution encased at the Smithsonian.

2. The Dudweiser Frogs – Rush, Sarah and Glenn sitting on a log in upstate NY’s Congressional District 23, croaking: “We –Fucked–Up.”

1. Clydesdales Playing Political Football: In a metaphor of the GOP “health plan,” the world-renowned horses kick around health care, until one breaks his leg, and then is shot by the others.

“AS ONE SOURCE PUT IT: ‘BOTH SIDES WILL STILL HAVE FOLKS WHO MAKE EGREGIOUS ERRORS, BUT AT LEAST GLENN BECK WILL BE IN AN INDUSTRY WHERE THEY DON’T ALLOW CRYING’.“ 

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