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August 12th, 2008

McCain to Replace Randy Scheunemann, with Randy Newman

Short-tempered People got, no reason
Short-sighted People got, no reason
Short-brained People got, no reason
To live

They got little smarts
And little wise
And they run a campaign
Tellin’ great big lies
They got “tiny” ads about Moses
And tiny lobbyists who cheat
They wear right-wing platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

August 12th, 2008

Forget Putin, Bush Has a New ‘Soul Mate’ in Medvedev

“HEY BUDDY, I CAN LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL AND SEE THAT YOU’RE  ALSO A CLUELESS, POWERLESS PUPPET CONTROLLED BY A RUTHLESS MEGALOMANIAC.”

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Lisa Casey has more on the numb-nuts Bush, and Amy Weiss at BuzzFlash with The Diplomat Decathlon: Bush’s Marathon of Olympic Blunders.

And in a similar vein, Countdown with a great summary of the Bush Presidency. 

August 11th, 2008

McCain Advocates Invasion of South Ossetia: ‘We’ll Be Greeted with Poinsettias’

“I HARDLY THINK SENATOR OBAMA IS QUALIFIED TO DEAL WITH A CRISIS INVOLVING THE CAUCASIAN REGION.”

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Lisa Casey on Beijing Bush.

Olympic Punch Lines, via Dan Kurtzman.

Juan Cole on Mountain of Evidence Marshaled against Musharraf; US Refuses to Back Elected Civilian government.

August 10th, 2008

Putin Applies ‘Bush Doctrine’ with Georgia on His Mind

“A SURGE IN SOUTH OSSETIA, NO TIMELINE  FOR GEORGIA WITHDRAWAL, AND DEFIANCE OF INTERNATIONAL LAW — I REALLY DID FIND MY SOULMATE.”

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