“THE GULF OF MEXICO WAS ANGRY, MY FRIENDS. IT WAS LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO SEND BACK AN OILY PELICAN IN A FISH RESTAURANT. BUT I REACHED INTO THE WELL, PULLED OUT THIS GOLF BALL … AND IT DIDN’T MAKE A DAMN BIT OF DIFFERENCE.”
Story here.
"The Best Political REAM
on the Internet."
“THE GULF OF MEXICO WAS ANGRY, MY FRIENDS. IT WAS LIKE AN OLD MAN TRYING TO SEND BACK AN OILY PELICAN IN A FISH RESTAURANT. BUT I REACHED INTO THE WELL, PULLED OUT THIS GOLF BALL … AND IT DIDN’T MAKE A DAMN BIT OF DIFFERENCE.”
Story here.
“AS YOU ALL KNOW, ART IS EITHER AN ARCHITECT, OR AN IMPORTER-EXPORTER. IN ANY EVENT, MY NEXT PHONY ICON IS GONNA BE ‘GEORGE THE MARINE BIOLOGIST.”
“EVERY INSTINCT I’VE EVER HAD FOR MODERATION AND COMMON-SENSE HAS BEEN WRONG; NOTHING’S EVER WORKED OUT FOR ME IN THE GOP. SO NOW, I’M GOING TO DO THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE — INSTEAD OF RATIONALITY AND THE ENLIGHTENMENT, I’M GONNA GO WITH BIBLE-THUMPING AND NEANDERTHAL KNOW-NOTHINGNESS.”
“HI, I’M JOHN McCAIN, I’M IGNORANT AND I LIVE IN THE 13th CENTURY. AND I ACCEPT YOUR NOMINATION FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.”
“JOHN McCAIN IS CHICKEN-SHIT SALAD … THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING THIS COUNTRY SORELY NEEDS.”
—————————————————————————————————-
From an old classic to New Rules — Norm Jenson has Bill Maher’s latest.
Juan Cole on McCain’s choice of Palin as cynical and dishonorable, from a conservative GOP woman.
Advertise on the networks below:
