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The REAL Reason The Catholic Church Opposes Paying for Contraception

Don Davis — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:16:14 +0000

“EVEN THOUGH THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS MORE MONEY THAN GOD, WE HAVE TO ALLOCATE ALMOST HALF OF IT JUST TO OUTFIT OUR OWN PRIESTS WITH CONDOMS.”

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Bill Maher’s New Rule: Atheism And Religion Are ‘Not Two Sides Of The Same Coin’– at One Good Move.

America Under Republican Rule, at All Hat No Cattle.

Madkane’s Rick Gives Them Something To Talk About (Limerick).

New Mashup Albums Galore at BartCopE!

Dirty Harry Strikes Back at Dirtier Karl Rove

Don Davis — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:34:10 +0000

“SINCE ROVE IS MUCH TOO DIRTY TO ACTUALLY RIDE�IN DETROIT’S�NEW GENERATION OF CLEANER CARS, WE THINK THE FUTURE OF AMERICA DEPENDS ON PUTTING KARL�ON THE ROOF, JUST LIKE MITT’S MUTT.”

Right Wing Attacks on Clint Eastwood Reach New Absurdity

Don Davis — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:41:17 +0000

“THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME�THAT CLINT EASTWOOD HAS ENGAGED IN CLASS WARFARE; I’M SURE YOUR VIEWERS RECALL HE MADE AN ENTIRE MOVIE HE CALLED�’MILLION DOLLAR BABY‘.”

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Lisa Casey with the story.

Coke’s Super Bowl Ad Features ‘Mean Mitt Romney’

Don Davis — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:01:05 +0000

“HERE SIR, ALTHOUGH YOU’RE IN THE TOP ONE PERCENT, I PREFER THAT YOU HAVE MY JACKET …� INSTEAD OF SOME POOR PERSON, WHO CAN WEAR THEIR SAFETY NET.”

GOP’s Latest Trumped-Up Charge Against ‘Gasland’ Director: Passing Gas!

Don Davis — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:11:10 +0000

“YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK AND PASS INFORMATION ABOUT FRACKING … AND YOU ALSO HAVE NO RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT BUT DEADLY.”

How Susan G. Komen Was Turned By The Gay Community

Don Davis — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:56:22 +0000

“IF YOU DON’T FUND PLANNED PARENTHOOD, WE, WE WON’T WEAR THE RIBBON.”

Romney’s Latest Gaffe: Sings ‘Cayman Islands The Beautiful’

Don Davis — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:57:26 +0000

O beautiful, offshore accounts
For ample�waves of gain,
For�green eye-shaded�accountants
All�from the fruits of Bain!
Cayman Islands, Cayman�Islands
Frank-Dodd�can’t trace the funds on thee
And crown thy good, with reverse Robinhood
From C-corps�to LLCs!

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�One Good Move with The Daily Show’s Indecision 2012 – Bain Man.

Arizona Governor Brewer’s Racist Finger Poke at�Obama, by�Mark Karlin, Editor of BuzzFlash at Truthout.

Mitt Romney Attacks Ben Franklin’s Poor Richard’s Almanac

Don Davis — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 03:31:56 +0000

“SOLEDAD, IF THIS ‘POOR RICHARD GUY’ STOPPED WASTING HIS TIME WRITING FOR THE MASSES AND WENT TO WORK FOR A HEDGE FUND, HE COULD PROBABLY CREATE SOME REAL WEALTH INSTEAD OF JUST INVENTING� THINGS.”

Story here.

Newt Goes After Moderator of Debate at Del Boca Vista, Phase II

Don Davis — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:01:46 +0000

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THE VERY FIRST QUESTION YOU ASKED ME, IS IF I BELIEVE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHOULD FORCE ALL STATES TO REQUIRE ‘EARLY BIRD DINNERS’.”

Arizona Gov. Brewer ‘Doctors’ Tarmac Pic to Further Drive Amazon Sales

Don Davis — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:52:26 +0000

“I felt I could get the book to all the way to No. 1 , instead of just the top 10, if my base saw me giving Obama the middle finger.”

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A credible explanation for the hot-tempered Brew, at All Hat No Cattle.