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March 21st, 2010

Stupak Demands Finally Met: Obama Must Get Tattoo of Hyde Amendment on His Hide

“WE KNOW THAT EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE EASILY RESCINDED, BUT IT’LL  HURT LIKE A SONUVABITCH FOR OBAMA TO REMOVE  A TATTOO OF A FAT FUCKER LIKE HENRY HYDE.”

March 18th, 2010

The Left Assails Dems for ‘Demon Pass’

“YOU KNOW, LARRY, I CAN FORGIVE THE DEMS FOR PASSING A CRAPPY HEALTH REFORM BILL,  BUT GIVING THOSE GOP DEVILS A PASS IS TRULY UNCONSCIONABLE.”

March 12th, 2010

To Rally the Masses on Health Care Reform, Obama Channels John Belushi

“NOTHING IS OVER TILL WE DECIDE IT IS! DID WE GIVE UP ON SOCIAL SECURITY WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? DID WE GIVE UP ON HEALTH CARE WHEN THE REPUBLICANS BOMBED DECENCY AND COMMON SENSE? HELL NO!

March 7th, 2010

By Pulling ABC from Cablevision, Disney Seeks to Win an Oscar

Disney CEO Bob Iger

Disney CEO Bob Iger

“BY BLACKING OUT THE ENTIRE SHOW, WE HOPE  TO WIN THE OSCAR FOR THE MOST AMBITIOUS JOB EVER … IN BOTH FILM EDITING AND SOUND EDITING.”

February 21st, 2010

Martin Scorsese Films ‘Shutter Island’ Sequel at CPAC

“WHY PAY ACTORS TO PLAY THE CRIMINALLY INSANE … WHEN I CAN JUST USE THE REAL THING FOR FREE.”

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Hey Dems – Where’s Your CPAC Conference? — at BuzzFlash.

Lisa Casey with The Tea Party Poster, and One Good Move with more Right-Wing Insanity — Combining MLK Holiday and ‘Gun Day.’

February 7th, 2010

Divine Intervention Already at Work! Palin Resurrects Tower of Babble

“SO ALL IT TAKES FOR US TO WIN, AND FOR THEM TO LOSE, IS FOR RONALD REAGAN TO MAGICALLY REAPPEAR OVER THIS HALL AS A 99 YEAR-OLD AMERICAN BALD EAGLE.”

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Lisa Casey with The Real Mad Hatter.

February 3rd, 2010

Forget Dems and Rethugs, Obama to Take Q&A From Jedi Council

“NOW, WE GOTTA’ ASK OURSELVES,  IF WE  CAN PUT A COUNCIL  ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN’T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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Staying with  “Star” themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek’s Spock.

Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? — via Lisa Casey.

BuzzFlash’s Interview with Liberal Radio’s Bob Kincaid.

BartCopE! with the Sublime Prime Time Programming’ Edition.

January 30th, 2010

GOP Calls for Rematch, With Obama’s Cardboard Cutout

“WE’LL STILL GET OUR ASSES KICKED, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL GO HOME WITH A SOUVENIR WE CAN SELL ON EBAY.”

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Lisa Casey on another dividebetween U.S. and Chinese Executives.

December 17th, 2009

Palin’s Perfectly Plausible Explanation for the ‘McCain Hat Black-Out’

“NOTHING PERSONAL AGAINST JOHN, WHO I LOVE, I JUST NEVER BELIEVED IN AD-VISORS.”


Lisa Casey with more on Palin puttin’ the vise on the McCain visor.

November 24th, 2009

GOP Rips Off ‘Curb’ Finale in Attack on Health Care Reform

“TRUE, OVER 40,000 PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR FROM LACK OF HEALTH INSURANCE.  BUT HAVING SAID THAT, WE SIMPLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT.”

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