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June 7th, 2009

Government-Owned GM to Offer Free ‘Rush-Proofing’

“AT NO COST AT ALL TO THE CONSUMER, THEIR RADIOS WILL COMPLETELY BLOCK OUT ALL THE STATIONS THAT CARRY RUSH LIMBAUGH, WHICH IS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO RUSTING YOUR BRAIN.”

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The GOP stays the course, like the train wreck it is, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.

June 6th, 2009

Obama to Freeze West Bank Settlements, By Putting Fannie Mae in Charge

“FINALLY, WE’LL BE ABLE TO REALIZE THE DREAM OF JEWS AND PALESTINIANS LIVING SIDE BY SIDE … IN U.S.-GUARANTEED CARDBOARD BOXES.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash with Rightwingus Whackosus in the wild.

Lisa Casey with more on Obama’s settlement efforts.

Madkane on GM and Bankrupt Values.

March 31st, 2009

GM’s New Offer: If You Lose Your Job, We’ll Give You the Job of CEO

“A SPOKESMAN FOR GM ISSUED A STATEMENT TODAY, SAYING: ‘IT’S CHEAPER FOR US TO JUST HAND YOU THIS TEMP JOB … INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY PICKING UP YOUR CAR PAYMENTS’.”

Huffington Post with the real story.

March 31st, 2009

More Change in Auto Industry: Barack the Rock Star the New Voice of OnStar

“NOW, CALM DOWN, MA’AM. I UNDERSTAND YOU LOCKED JOHN BOEHNER, ERIC CANTOR AND MITCH McCONNNELL IN YOUR CAR, BUT IF YOU WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR THE COUNTRY,  JUST WALK AWAY AND FORGET THE WHOLE THING.”

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Norm Jenson has Noam Chomsky on the Economy.

GOP “Idea Men,” at All Hat No Cattle.

March 30th, 2009

General Motors’ CEO Resigns, To Join AIG!

“AFTER OBAMA FORCED ME OUT, I DECIDED TO FOLLOW MY BUSINESS PHILOSOPHY OF ‘CREATING LEMONS OUT OF LEMONS,’ AND TO GO TO AN ORGANIZATION WHERE FAILURE IS REWARDED.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Rev. Moon’s Dispproportionate Influence on Big Media, and P.M. Carpenter on the “Resurrection” of Tim Geithner

Norm Jenson with the latest installments of Bill Maher’s New Rules, and The Sunday Funnies.

Lisa Casey on the Elephant in the Room.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.

December 4th, 2008

Forget the Auto Execs’ Trip To D.C., It’s the Planned TRIP BACK That’s Shocking

 

“SENATOR, IN ORDER TO MAKE ENDS MEET, WE’RE GOING TO DRAG THOUSANDS OF EMPTY BOTTLES BACK TO MICHIGAN, SO WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS 10 CENTS DEPOSIT LAW.”

December 2nd, 2008

Auto Executives Return to D.C. in Flintstones Car

MSNBC- Auto CEOs Private Jets

“YES, SENATOR, THIS SHOULD PROVE THAT WE’RE READY, WILLING AND ABLE TO GET BACK ON OUR FEET, ALTHOUGH WE CAN’T IMMEDIATELY WEAN OURSELVES OFF FOSSIL FUELS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Guess Who’s Still Crazy After All These Years, by Lisa Casey.

Now Hiring: No Grudges in Barack Obama’s HR Approach – at BuzzFlash.

Sweeping Bush Rule to Limit Abortion, Birth Control Access, at Perrspectives.

November 24th, 2008

To Obtain Bailout, Detroit Develops New Concept Car: ‘The Derivative’

“THE CAR HAS NO VALUE, IS TOXIC TO THE ENVIRONMENT AND IS GUARANTEED TO CRASH, BUT THIS IS APPARENTLY WHAT CONGRESS IS LOOKING FOR.” 

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Staying on topic, Chad Rubel at BuzzFlash says Auto industry executives need a road trip to figure out company woes.

November 20th, 2008

Congress Asks Auto Execs to Use Park-and-Ride

MSNBC- Auto CEOs Private Jets

“YES, SENATOR, WE WOULD’VE TAKEN THE BUS FROM DETROIT, BUT BY THE TIME WE ARRIVED IN WASHINGTON, DETROIT WOULD’VE BEEN GONE.”

November 18th, 2008

Lieberman, Given Second Chance, Immediately Betrays Obama Again!

“ALTHOUGH BARACK OBAMA HASN’T EVEN TAKEN OFFICE YET, I’M RELYING ON MY PAL DICK CHENEY’S THEORY OF PRE-EMPTIVE IMPEACHMENT.”

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BLOGWORTHIES

Chad Rubel at BuzzFlash: Detroit’s problems are complex; right wing is wrong to punish only workers.

Late Night Comedy, on the Disastrous Economy, at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey on a Sound Bite You Won’t Hear

Dan Kurtzman on A Colbert Christmas.

Madkane on “Traitor Joe” Wasn’t Disloyal Enough? (Haiku).