“TO DEMONSTRATE MY TEXAS ROOTS, I CAMPAIGNED ON THE MOTTO THAT I’M A REAL ‘BUSH,’ AND RODE A COW INSTEAD OF A BULL.  NOW, IF I WAS ONLY VESTED WITH THE POWER AS  MAYOR TO PRESIDE OVER MY OWN WEDDING.”

 

“AND JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, THE MAIN INGREDIENT USED BY THOSE DEVIL CHRISTIANS AND JEWS¬†IS ‘GUM ARABIC’.”¬†¬†¬†

 

 

 

 

“IMAGINE HOW PISSED THEY’D BE IF I PLAYED FOR THE SAINTS.”¬†

[The Background on the real "teddy bear controversy."]