
“NOW, IF I WAS STILL IN THE SERVICE, I’D WANT TO KNOW IF THE GUY IN THE NEXT BUNK WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, SO I COULD MAKE PLANS TO SLEEP IN MY BODY ARMOR.”

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“NOW, IF I WAS STILL IN THE SERVICE, I’D WANT TO KNOW IF THE GUY IN THE NEXT BUNK WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, SO I COULD MAKE PLANS TO SLEEP IN MY BODY ARMOR.”

JOHN McCAIN
“I’M SO EMBARRASSED BY MY HYPOCRISY ON ‘DON’T ASK DON’T TELL, THAT I SHOULD REALLY BE WEARING PLASTIC INSTEAD OF PAPER.”
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P.M, Carpenter at BuzzFlash on GOP Overconfidence.
Lisa Casey on the latest Palin Shenanigans.

“ONCE JOHN GOT OFF THE STRAIGHT-TALK EXPRESS, HE DROVE ME TO GO ONE STEP FURTHER.”
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Lisa Casey on the McCain women.

“TO DEMONSTRATE MY TEXAS ROOTS, I CAMPAIGNED ON THE MOTTO THAT I’M A REAL ‘BUSH,’ AND RODE A COW INSTEAD OF A BULL. NOW, IF I WAS ONLY VESTED WITH THE POWER AS MAYOR TO PRESIDE OVER MY OWN WEDDING.”

“UNDER MY CONCEALED WEAPONS BILL, THE ONLY THING THAT PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO HAVE UP THEIR ASS IS A GUN.”
Cliff Schecter at Crooks & Liars on Have Gun Will Travel.
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