“LET’S FACE IT, FIRST, SHE COMES OUT AGAINST A FEMALE SENATOR AND A POLITICAL HEAVYWEIGHT IN HER OWN STATE. AND NOW SHE BACKS GAY MARRIAGE.  WITH PROFILES IN COURAGE LIKE THAT, SHE’LL NEVER CUT IT IN THE U.S. SENATE.”

“I GOT ALL THE GAY MEN IN ONE ROOM, ASKED THEM TO STRIP DOWN, AND IF THEY WERE ABLE TO WEAR THE DOUGHNUTS I PROVIDED, I HOSED ‘EM RIGHT DOWN.”

Story at HuffPost

“UNNERSTAN’, HE’LL STILL BE GIVIN’ THE INVOCATION — HE’LL JUST BE GIVIN’ IT IN DRAG.” 

“I’M HOPING RICK WARREN WEARS MY NEW LINE — ‘EVENING GOWNS BY 9/11′.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Jon Perr weighs in on Warren with Obama’ Achilles Heel.

Lisa Casey on the Bush Untouchables.

Mocking Bill O’Reilly, at One Good Move.

“I TOLD THE PRESIDENT-ELECT TO FORGET ABOUT THE ECONOMY, ENERGY AND HEALTH CARE. THE FIRST PRIORITY OF HIS NEW ADMINISTRATION SHOULD BE SUPPORTING MARRIAGE FOR GAYS IN THE MILITARY.”

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Wouldn’t Lieberman be the perfect spokesman for the “bailout?” More on that fiasco from Lisa Casey and Rick Horowitz at HuffPost.

“KEITH, THE VICE PRESIDENT’S LEGAL ADVISOR, DAVID ADDINGTON, IS RELYING ON THE PRECEDENT OF IN RE HOTEL CALIFORNIA: CHENEY MAY CHECK OUT ANYTIME HE WANTS, BUT HE’LL … NEVER LEAVE.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: Will U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald Be Re-appointed, Promoted, or Let Go?

Dan Savage, on Colbert, addresses the Proposition 8 Protests – at One Good Move.

Lisa Casey with a “Welcome Eviction.”

Dan Kurtzman on Barack Obama, the Comedian.

“I’M UNIQUELY QUALIFIED TO MEDIATE THIS DISPUTE, AS WELL AS TO ACT AS THE POSTER BOY FOR ‘CHANGE’ IN AN OBAMA ADMINISTRATION.”

“HEY CHILD, DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME!”

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Lisa Casey with a Veterans Day Tribute.

“WE AGREED TO RECOGNIZE THAT IT’S THE 21st CENTURY, AS LONG AS THEY LET US LIVE LIKE WE DID IN THE 19th.”