
“NOW, IF I WAS STILL IN THE SERVICE, I’D WANT TO KNOW IF THE GUY IN THE NEXT BUNK WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, SO I COULD MAKE PLANS TO SLEEP IN MY BODY ARMOR.”

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“NOW, IF I WAS STILL IN THE SERVICE, I’D WANT TO KNOW IF THE GUY IN THE NEXT BUNK WAS A HOMOSEXUAL, SO I COULD MAKE PLANS TO SLEEP IN MY BODY ARMOR.”

“I fully support the NOH8 campaign and all it stands for and am proud to be a part of it. ….But I stand by my husband’s stance on DADT.” {Actual Tweet by CindyhM1}

“NOW, MANY PEOPLE FALSELY CLAIM THAT WE HAVE NOT ALLOWED WOMEN INTO THIS ROOM. BUT THE TRUTH IS THEY’RE ACTUALLY RIGHT HERE, WATCHING ME THROUGH A HOLE IN A SHEET.”

“NOW, WE’RE NOT NECESSARILY SAYING THAT JUD-GY GARLAND HIMSELF IS QUEER, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ‘JUDGE’ A PERSON BY THE ORIENTATION OF THEIR FANS.”


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“LISTEN, MR. COHEN, IF YOU WANT YOUR BALL-SACK BACK WHEN YOU LEAVE THE STUDIO, JUST LET MY PRODUCER KNOW, BUT ALL OF AMERICA HAS JUST WITNESSED YOU TAKING IT UP THE ASS.”
“LIKE I’VE ALWAYS SAID, IN ORDER TO BAN GAY MARRIAGE, WE ACTUALLY NEED SOME JUDGES WHO RESPECT TRADITION … LIKE THAT FROM THE 8TH CENTURY.”

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