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November 4th, 2009

Shocker in Maine: Majority of Anti-Gay Voters ‘Casturbated’ at the Polls

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“SO, CHUCK, CAN’T WE THEN CONCLUDE THAT WHAT THESE ‘VALUES VOTERS’  APPARENTLY VALUED THE MOST WAS THE VERY IDEA OF FUCKING GAY PEOPLE.”

March 11th, 2008

Larry Craig Demands Equal Treatment Under ‘The Mann Act’

 

“I GUESS I’D HAVE TO BE DOING IT IN AN AIRPLANE RESTROOM, TRAVELING INTERSTATE, TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR THESE BENEFITS.”

[Dan Kurtzman has the Eliot Spitzer Joke Round-Up.]

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