“HOW CAN THE  ‘EQUAL PROTECTION‘ CLAUSE POSSIBLY APPLY TO GAY MARRIAGE, WHERE THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF EVEN GETTING PREGNANT.”

The Real Newt Nonsense, at Crooks & Liars.

Lisa Casey on the GOP Party Switchers.

“FOR NOW ON, IN A SPIRIT OF BI-PARTISANSHIP, WE’LL AGREE TO HAVE ‘GAY RIGHTS’ ISSUES HEARD ONLY BY BI-SEXUAL JUDGES.”

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Madkane weighs in with Judge Walker’s Critics — Divorced From Reason.

“WE BELIEVE THAT ANY CHILDREN BORN TO GAY COUPLES ARE NOT ENTITLED TO U.S. CITIZENSHIP, BUT SHOULD ONLY BE DEEMED CITIZENS OF SAN FRANCISCO OR GREENWICH VILLAGE.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: If You Want to Preserve Marriages … Ban Divorce!

“ONCE JOHN GOT OFF THE STRAIGHT-TALK EXPRESS, HE DROVE ME TO GO ONE STEP FURTHER.”

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Lisa Casey on the McCain women.

“TO DEMONSTRATE MY TEXAS ROOTS, I CAMPAIGNED ON THE MOTTO THAT I’M A REAL ‘BUSH,’ AND RODE A COW INSTEAD OF A BULL.  NOW, IF I WAS ONLY VESTED WITH THE POWER AS  MAYOR TO PRESIDE OVER MY OWN WEDDING.”

“I BELIEVE THAT TRADITIONAL SEX TAPES SHOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND YOURSELF, AND ONLY WATCHED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NATURAL BIRTH MOTHER.”

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Lisa Casey on the new GOP brand of very direct marketing, and Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

“SO, CHUCK, CAN’T WE THEN CONCLUDE THAT WHAT THESE ‘VALUES VOTERS’  APPARENTLY VALUED THE MOST WAS THE VERY IDEA OF FUCKING GAY PEOPLE.”

“NOW, BEFORE WE OPEN THE DISCUSSION ON HEALTH CARE REFORM, I’D FIRST LIKE TO INVITE A FEW GAY COUPLES UP HERE TO TAKE THEIR MARRIAGE VOWS.”

“UNDER MY CONCEALED WEAPONS BILL, THE ONLY THING THAT PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO HAVE UP THEIR ASS IS A GUN.”

Cliff Schecter at Crooks & Liars on Have Gun Will Travel.

“I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT WATERBOARDING IS NOT TORTURE, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ALSO SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF THROWING UP IN FRONT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.”

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Lisa Casey on the Dickster and his Two Amigos.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Abortion Doctor is a Victim of America’s ‘Taliban’

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.