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January 21st, 2010

Cindy McCain Endorses Gay Marriage, For Herself!

ONCE JOHN GOT OFF THE STRAIGHT-TALK EXPRESS, HE DROVE ME TO GO ONE STEP FURTHER.”

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Lisa Casey on the McCain women.

December 15th, 2009

Houston’s Lesbian Mayor, Annise Parker, Explains Her Stunning Victory

“TO DEMONSTRATE MY TEXAS ROOTS, I CAMPAIGNED ON THE MOTTO THAT I’M A REAL ‘BUSH,’ AND RODE A COW INSTEAD OF A BULL.  NOW, IF I WAS ONLY VESTED WITH THE POWER AS  MAYOR TO PRESIDE OVER MY OWN WEDDING.”

November 10th, 2009

Carrie Prejean Endorses ‘Uni-Sex’ Relationships

“I BELIEVE THAT TRADITIONAL SEX TAPES SHOULD BE BETWEEN YOU AND YOURSELF, AND ONLY WATCHED BY YOUR BOYFRIEND OR NATURAL BIRTH MOTHER.”

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Lisa Casey on the new GOP brand of very direct marketing, and Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

November 4th, 2009

Shocker in Maine: Majority of Anti-Gay Voters ‘Casturbated’ at the Polls

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CwBSOIc2lw8/SHY4kb4eS7I/AAAAAAAABKA/3vjs57rSWXw/s400/chuck-todd-and-rachel-maddo.jpg

“SO, CHUCK, CAN’T WE THEN CONCLUDE THAT WHAT THESE ‘VALUES VOTERS’  APPARENTLY VALUED THE MOST WAS THE VERY IDEA OF FUCKING GAY PEOPLE.”

August 13th, 2009

A Surefire Way to Really Put the Town Hall Nuts Over the Edge

ArlenSpecter-1.jpg image by libsys

“NOW, BEFORE WE OPEN THE DISCUSSION ON HEALTH CARE REFORM, I’D FIRST LIKE TO INVITE A FEW GAY COUPLES UP HERE TO TAKE THEIR MARRIAGE VOWS.”

July 22nd, 2009

John Thune: ‘Concealed Weapons Don’t Kill, Gay Spouses Do’

“UNDER MY CONCEALED WEAPONS BILL, THE ONLY THING THAT PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO HAVE UP THEIR ASS IS A GUN.”

Cliff Schecter at Crooks & Liars on Have Gun Will Travel.

June 1st, 2009

Cheney Endorses Same-Sex Waterboarding

“I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT WATERBOARDING IS NOT TORTURE, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ALSO SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF THROWING UP IN FRONT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.”

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Lisa Casey on the Dickster and his Two Amigos.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Abortion Doctor is a Victim of America’s ‘Taliban’

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.

May 28th, 2009

Right Wingers Claim David Boies and Ted Olson Are Gay Lovers

“THIS JUST CONFIRMS THAT TED OLSON LIKES BOIES, AND BOYS!”

Olson And Boles

WE BELIEVE A LAWSUIT FOR BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS CAN BE A MARRIAGE BETWEEN LAWYERS OF OPPOSITE  IDEOLOGIES.”

Story here.

May 13th, 2009

The ULTIMATE Case for Gay Marriage

“ACCORDING TO OUR NBC/WALL ST. JOURNAL POLL, 85% BELIEVE THAT DICK CHENEY’S LESBIAN DAUGHTER, MARY, IS THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY WHO DOES NOT PRESENT A THREAT TO THE VALUES OF THE UNITED STATES.”

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Speaking of threats, Norm Jenson has the real story on The Patriot Act.

The Dreaded E-Word: Madkane on the GOP’s lack of empathy for empathy.

April 19th, 2009

Zombie Actors in Anti-Gay Marriage Ad Turn on Their Masters

Frank Rich Gay Marriage

“IF YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH TEA, YOU MUST BE AS GAY AS THE BRITS.”

Frank Rich on the NOM’s “Gathering Storm” Ad.

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