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August 7th, 2008

Life Imitates Art: The Candidates Go to the Movies

“OBAMA GETS SMART AND TRIES TO CAPTURE THE SWING VOTE, BY TAKING A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.

“MEANWHILE, McCAIN, AS OLD AS THE MUMMY AND BEHAVING LIKE THE JOKER IN THE DARK KNIGHT,  CONFIRMS THAT HE’S STEP BROTHERS WITH THE SPACE CHIMPS KNOWN AS THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on The Secret Diaries of Dick Cheney.

Lisa Casey compares the Obama and McCain Energy Plans.

The Daily Show’s The News Better Run, at One Good Move.

August 6th, 2008

‘Triple A’ Recommends Putting a Muffler on John McCain

“IT WON’T COMPLETELY DROWN OUT THE OBNOXIOUS NOISE FROM THE ‘GOP HATE MACHINE,’ BUT AT LEAST IT’S A START.”

August 5th, 2008

Obama Proposes ‘Tire’ Gauge to Monitor McCain’s Consciousness

“IF JOHN McCAIN TIRES AND FALLS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL OF STATE, IT’LL BE THE WHOLE COUNTRY THAT’LL END UP IN A DITCH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Purple Heart Band-Aids and Tire Gauges, at Perrspectives.  And Crooks & Liars has more on the GOP “inflation” of the tire gauge issue.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Corporate Media Ignores White House Planning of “False Flag” Operations to Trigger War with Iran.

July 31st, 2008

Bush’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ Finally Achieved: Iraq in Better Shape Than U.S.

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“THE PRICE OF GAS IN BAGHDAD IS LOWER, FEWER PEOPLE HAVE LOST THEIR HOMES, THEIR MINISTRY OF JUSTICE IS LESS POLITICIZED, AND THE IRAQI GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY HAS AN ‘EXIT PLAN’ FOR U.S. TROOPS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Bill Moyers and Michael Winship: The Wave of “Capitol Crimes” Continues – at BuzzFlash.

Dan Kurtzman on the McCain Ad Linking Obama to Britney and Paris.

Bush tangled up in … yellow? — via Lisa Casey.

Cheech and Chong to Reunite for Comedy Tour, at Hollywood Liberal.

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