“ONCE HE HAS TROUBLE EXTRICATING HIMSELF FROM THIS DILEMMA, AND STARTS PISSING IN HIS PANTS, EVEN HIS STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ABANDON HIM.”

“WE FELT THIS WAS A WIN-WIN FOR BOTH THE LIBYAN AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, SINCE QADDAFI IS LESS LIKELY TO ENGAGE IN ANTI-SEMITIC RANTS, AND ALSO LESS LIKELY TO OFFEND THE FASHION GODS.”