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April 3rd, 2009

Michelle Obama Also Wows French Schoolgirl Madeline

IN AN OLD HOUSE IN PARIS THAT WAS COVERED WITH VINES, LIVED TWELVE LITTLE GIRLS IN TWO STRAIGHT LINES, THEY LEFT THE HOUSE AT HALF PAST NINE, AND WEARING J. CREW  WAS MADELINE.

April 2nd, 2009

Michelle Obama: The Biggest Thing for London Schoolgirls Since Sidney Poitier

U.S. first lady Michelle Obama watches Brenda Mensah perform ... 

“TO MISS … WITH LOVE.”

IS THIS THE LULU WE WERE EXPECTING?

                    Brazil’s Lulu Da Silva

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey on Ted Stevens’ Get Out of Jail Card, and Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s Rush Limbaugh Leaves New York.

April 1st, 2009

Talk About CHANGE: Angela Merkel ASKS Obama for a Backrub

“I’VE AGREED TO PRESIDENT OBAMA’S REQUEST TO FURTHER STIMULATE THE GERMAN ECONOMY … ON THE CONDITION HE PERSONALLY STIMULATES ME.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash — Obama’s royal-pain opposition: It ain’t the Republicans.

Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner, at All Hat No Cattle.

Funny Obama Pictures, via Dan Kurtzman.

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