“WE ALSO MARKET THE PRODUCT AS A ‘HIGH DRECK LYNCHING’.”

Video at One Good Move.

(D-FOX NATION)

“AND SO LET’S BE CLEAR, A RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN, WHO WOULD HAVE GROWN UP LEARNING TO FEND FOR HIMSELF INSTEAD OF TAKING GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS,  WOULD NEVER HAVE MADE SUCH AN ERROR.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Jon Stewart’s Decimatation of FOX’s Credibility and Hannity’s  Confession.

“AND WE NOW HAVE VIDEO OF THE TEA PARTIES INSPIRED BY MICHELE BACHMANN, WHICH HAVE NOT ONLY SPILLED OVER INTO ANOTHER CITY AND CENTURY, BUT ALSO INCLUDE NATIVE AMERICANS …  WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY VERY ANGRY ABOUT A GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF GAMBLING CASINOS.”

Story and video at One Good Move.

Rupert Murdoch Defends Glenn Beck’s Racist Cries to Win BuzzFlash’s Media Putz Award.

Lisa Casey’s Veteran’s Day Edition.

Madkane on Stewing Over Stupak.

“IT SHOULD HARDLY BE SURPRISING THAT OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT IS DRAMATICALLY INCREASING THE DEFICIT OF ‘LIGHTNESS.’  SURE, IT’S JUST AN HOUR A DAY NOW, BUT MARK MY WORDS, IT’S JUST GONNA’ GET WORSE OVER THE NEXT FEW MONTHS.”

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Lisa Casey with the latest on the real Prince of Darkness.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

Despite his campaign statements to his progressive base that unlike Iraq, the war against FOX News is not a war of choice, President Obama is now considering a wide array of options against an enemy that poses an equal, if not greater threat, to the United States than the Taliban.

Huddled in his situation room with his chief advisers, the president is trying to wade through a welter of conflicting advice as to whether to up the ante against Mullah Murdoch and his minions, or to scale back the fight to occasional drone attacks against the droning right-wingers.

The hawkish Hillary Clinton, sources say, advises sending at least 40,000 troops to the FOX studios, while Vice President Joe Biden is advocating a partition plan, that would separate FOX into separate divisions of news, opinion, and the psychiatric ward.

Some respected columnists, such as Nicholas Kristof of The New York Times, have urged a renewed emphasis on building schools at FOX, but Obama’s national security team appears to agree that such an effort would be futile, and would be more useful in a more advanced feudal setting such as Afghanistan.

There is also concern that enhanced efforts to defeat FOX News are complicated by the rampant drug trade, since there is strong suspicion that such FOX anchors as Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck are being supplied with hallucinogens by Rush Limbaugh.

Even many liberals are skeptical that the war against FOX can be “won,” given the historical lack of any respect for democratic institutions or a culture of civility at the network, which continues to “Ailes” the country more than the swine flu.

The recent six-part Monty Python Reunion show, featured on the Independent Film Channel, has created a resurgent wave to find the Holy Grail among a new generation of Christian evangelicals in America.

Although these born-agains had not even heard of the artsy IFC, and wouldn’t have watched it anyway, they claim that the Python reunion series appeared to them in their morning toast — on a day that Jesus just happened to be on sabbatical.

This renewed crusade is particularly important to these Christians in light of their belief that Barack Obama is the modern day equivalent of the Black Knight, who refuses to quit his evil ways, even after being repeatedly cut down by the FOX News channel.

Although they are tracing the steps of the Pythonites in their search for the Holy Grail, these 21st Century Crusaders have decided to make some minor modifications, such as replacing the Trojan Rabbit with a Trojan Easter Bunny.

However, in a shocking setback to the quest of these evangelicals, the skies opened up to reveal not God, but a vision of the deceased Graham Chapman, who not only confirmed that he is gay, but that Heaven endorses same-sex marriages between angels.

“THE PILOTS EXPLAINED THAT BECAUSE THE COMMENTATORS KEPT REPEATING THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS FROM KENYA, THEY NATURALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD TAKEN A WRONG TURN AT FARGO, AND HAD ENDED UP IN THE HORN OF AFRICA.”

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More fallout from watching FOX News, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week. 

Halloween Mashups at BartCopE!

“FOX’S OWNER PALS AROUND WITH COMMUNISTS, HE’S NOT A NATURAL-BORN CITIZEN, AND WHILE WE’RE NOT SUGGESTING HE’S THE ANTI-CHRIST … HE DOES COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER.”

“GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO FOX NEWS.”

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Complete video at Huffpost.

Lisa Casey on Distortions and Contortions from Kabul.

Mark Karlin on the Heritage Foundation defense of the Ghengis Khan heritage: Rape. 

Jon Perr on the latest BCS — Battle of Crazy State - Standings (Talk about red-shirt fresh-men!)

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Depleted Uranium — Dead Babies in Iraq and Afghanistan Are No Joke. 

“OUR FORENSIC ANALYSIS HAS CONCLUDED THAT THE ENTIRE PROJECTILE FLIGHT WAS A FAKE, WHICH CONSISTED OF MYLAR PLASTIC, AS PART OF A  SCHEME TO COMPETE WITH FOX NEWS TO SELL ARTIFICIAL PUKE.”