“WELL, I GOOGLED ‘ JOHN STUART‘ ON MY BLACKBERRIES, AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND? HE BELONGS TO A FAMILY OF BRITISH KINGS OR CZARS, ONE OF WHICH, CHARLES I, WAS ACTUALLY BEHEADED,  AND JOHN HIMSELF EVEN ATTENDED THE KING SCHOOL AT WILLIAM AND MARY.”

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Jon Stewart’s takedown of FOX and Gretchen, at One Good Move.

 

“WHO BETTER THAN HONEST ABE TO FREE A BROTHER.”

“IF HE THINKS I’M GONNA’ TRY TO GET HIM EMANCIPATED, HE REALLY MUST BE DREAMING.”