The Satirical Political Report » Fort Hood shooting

Secret bin Laden Tape Reveals Al Qaeda Strategy to Infiltrate U.S. Military

Don Davis — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:35:13 +0000

“DON’T WORRY ABOUT OPENLY SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT FOR ‘HOLY JIHAD’ AND ‘DEATH TO THE WEST,’ JUST DON’T REVEAL YOUR AFFECTION FOR BETTE MIDLER.”

Major Gaffe on Major Hasan: Army Failed to Connect the Ink Blots

Don Davis — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:56:28 +0000

“ALTHOUGH THE MUSLIM FAITH PROHIBITS LITERAL DEPICTIONS OF ITS PROPHET, IT APPEARS THAT MAJOR HASAN WAS DIAGNOSING HIS PSYCHIATRIC PATIENTS WITH MOHAMMED RORSCHACH TESTS.”