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October 15th, 2008

Talk About Race! Isn’t McCain the Real ‘Chocolate Candidate’

JOHN McCAIN IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: McCain’s Secret Plan to “Get” Osama and Nixon’s Secret Plan to End the Vietnam War.

Norm Jenson has John Cleese on Sarah Palin and The Daily Show’s Clusterfuck to the Poor House.

Juan Cole: The Great Reagan Pyramid Scheme Comes Crashing Down.

Dan Kurtzman presents Funny Political Bumper Stickers.

July 1st, 2008

Citing His Vietnam Experience, Forrest Gump Declares for President

“AS JOHN McCAIN MIGHT SAY, GETTING SHOT IN THE BUT-TOCKS IS MY MAIN QUALIFICATION. AND AS MAMA ALWAYS SAYS, ‘STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES’.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Staying on topic, Wesley Clark Stands His Ground, at One Good Move.

Sen. Bernie Sanders’ proposal for 10 million solar rooftops, at BuzzFlash.

Bush’s Next Big Step, by Lisa Casey.

A Conversation with “Real McCain” Author Cliff Schecter, at Perrspectives.

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