Richard Haass, Council on Foreign Relations

“IT’S NOT THAT WE REALLY WANT TWO SARAH PALINS, BUT WE FEEL WE MIGHT DIMINISH HER THREAT BY DIVIDING HER AT HER 38TH PARALLEL.”

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Lisa Casey on the perfect marriage between FOX and Palin.

“SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THE JEWS AIN’T TOO HANDY, I COULD MAKE AT LEAST $250K OVER THERE, JUST SHOWIN ‘EM HOW TO JIGGLE THE TOILET HANDLE.”

Story at Huffington Post.

“VE BELIEVE ZAT SUCH A MOVE VOULD NOT ONLY BE NAIVE AND DANGEROUS, BUT VOULD ALSO VIOLATE ZE GENEVA CONVENTION’S BAN ON TORTURING FOREIGN NATIONALS.”

“IN MY COUNTRY, EVEN THE TALIBAN ALLOWS WOMEN TO BE SEEN AND HEARD MORE THAN YOU.” 

“SARAH, SINCE I CAN SEE YOUR BUTT FROM MY CHAIR, I MUST DECLARE: ‘PIECE OF ASS IS AT HAND’.”

“SARAH, JUST TO SHOW I VILL TREAT YOU NO DIFFERENTLY THAN RICHARD NIXON, PRAY-TELL, VILL YOU PLEASE GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES?”

“THE COUNTRY OF SPAIN … IS MAINLY … IN LATIN AMERICA.” 

“I THINK HE’S GOT IT. I THINK HE’S GOT IT.”

Sam Stein at HuffPost with the background.

And Dan Kurtzman has Palin By The Numbers.

Update: McCain Clarifies his Position on Spain.

“CHARLIE, I CAN DEAL WITH THOSE WOMEN, BECAUSE IN MY GOVERNOR’S OFFICE, I HAVE A VIEW OF ‘THE VIEW’.”

‘I GUESS A SMALL-TOWN MAYOR, IS KINDA’ … LIKE … A VIABLE NATIONAL CANDIDATE … BUT WITH ‘IRRESPONSIBILITY‘.”