Chief Justice John Roberts

“I’D RATHER HAVE MY YOUNG CHILDREN SEE TWO DOGS TEARING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER, RATHER THAN VIOLATING THE SACRED ‘MISSIONARY POSITION’.”

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Story at HuffPost.

Looks like the  Supremes DON’T know obscenity when they see it. Kudos to  ‘ole Sam Alito — the lone dissenter, and perhaps the first and last time he gets something right.

“SINCE RE-READING THE PRECEDENT OF WINCHELL v. MAHONEY, I’VE BECOME MORE CONVINCED THAT STRICT CONSTRICTION OF THE THROAT IS  CONSTITUTIONALLY REQUIRED FOR ME TO CARRY OUT MY ORIGINAL INTENT TO DESTROY OUR DEMOCRACY.”

“AND SO WE RULE TODAY, THAT SINCE IT’S  A GOVERNMENT OF, BY AND FOR THE CORPORATIONS, ALL VOTES CAST BY INDIVIDUAL CITIZENS HAVE NO MORE MEANING THAN HANGING CHADS … AND MUST BE THROWN OUT.”

“I JUST BOUGHT THE ELECTION, NO BIG DEAL, IT WAS EASY, IF WE COULD DO IT, YOU CAN’T.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on a Supremely disconcerting decision.

“UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT, I CAN SAY ANY FREAKISH SHIT I WANT, AND NOT BE CRITICIZED BY THE ELITE LIBERAL MEDIA.”