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September 3rd, 2008

Palin’s ‘Contributions’ To Women: Establishes a New ‘Crack in the Wooden Floor’

Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) addresses the AFL-CIO Biennial Convention at the Sheraton Philadelphia April 1, 2008 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. During her speech Clinton compared herself to the boxer Rocky Balboa of Sylvester Stallone's famous "Rocky" film series.

“SARAH PALIN PROVES THAT A WOMAN CAN FALL AS LOW AS A MAN IN TERMS OF BEING A RIGHT-WING, KNOW-NOTHING, BOOK-BURNING NEANDERTHAL IDEOLOGUE, WHO DISPUTES GLOBAL WARMING, AND HYPOCRITICALLY DENIES OTHERS THE VERY PRIVATE FAMILY CHOICES THAT SHE CLAIMS ARE HER OWN BUSINESS.”

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Lisa Casey shows how Palin can “do it all.”

McCain-Palin: Disrespect on Parade, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Staying on message, Five Reasons Republicans Are Evil, at One Good Move.

Madkane on Bailin’ On Palin?

Anti-Jewish Terror is “God’s Judgment” — from the Palin Theological School, via Andrew Sullivan.

August 26th, 2008

GOP to Counter Michelle Obama With Cindy McCain’s Childhood ‘Hardships’

“MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Michelle Obama as the American Dream, and Norm Jenson has Michelle’s ”pitch-perfect” speech .

Lisa Casey presents Citizen McCain.

Dan Kurtzman with Joe Biden’s Wit and Wisdom.

Madkane on Kristol-izing Feminism.

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