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October 31st, 2010

Father Guido Sarducci at Sanity Rally Reprises ‘Find the Popes in the Pizza’

“NOW, THIS NEW CONTEST MAKES MY OLD  ‘FINDA THE  POPES IN THE PIZZA CONTEST’ LOOKA PRETTY EASY IN  COMPARISON. HERE, I THINK ITS GONNA BE A-PRETTY HARD TO FIND A SINGLE REPUBLICAN… AMONG MORE THAN  200,000 PEOPLE LOOKING FOR SOME SANITY.”


April 5th, 2010

To Deal With Sex Abuse Scandal, Pope Seeks Counsel From Father Guido Sarducci

“I TOLD-A THE POPE, IF YOU REALLY WANNA’  SOLVE THE SEX SCANDALS IN THE CHURCH, YOU GOTTA’ MAKE IT A-HARDER  FOR THE PRIESTS, BY MAKING THEM FIND THE ALTAR BOYS IN THE PIZZA.”

[Father Guido in the original SNL Transcript of  'Find the Popes in the Pizza.']