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March 24th, 2009

Forget the Boston Tea Party, Wall St. Execs Have a NY T-Bill Party

“AS LONG AS THEY INSIST ON TAXING OUR BONUSES, WE’RE GONNA’ THROW THE TARP MONEY INTO THE EAST RIVER.”

Meg White at BuzzFlash strikes a similar chord with Tea Party Tantrums.

Lisa Casey on Buying Toxic Assets.

February 11th, 2009

Bank Executives Promise to Use TARP $$ to Distribute Toasters

 

“WE FIGURE THE WAY WE RUN OUR BANKS, THE AMERICAN PUBLIC IS GONNA’ END UP AS TOAST ANYWAY.”

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February 11th, 2009

Here’s An Idea: Let’s Convert Bonuses Into DETENTION Awards

Democrat Maxine Waters

“I THINK 30 DAYS BEHIND BARS, FOR EVERY THOUSAND DOLLARS ABOVE A PAY CAP, IS JUST THE KIND OF ‘BONUS’ THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL REALLY SUPPORT.”

[TPM Muckraker with the "Retention" story

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Sen. Bernie Sanders at BuzzFlash: Why Not Fire Failed Tycoons?

GOP Viagra, at All Hat No Cattle.

Stephen Colbert’s The Word – Loyal Opposition,  at One Good Move.

Madkane: The Bully Pulpit Isn’t Enough, When You’re Dealing With Bullies.

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