Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen

“IDEALLY, WE WERE  HOPING FOR EUROS, BUT THE INFUSION OF POTATOES WE RECEIVE CAN BE CUT UP INTO TATER TOTS AND SECURITIZED, HELPING US TO RE-IGNITE OUR ECONOMY WITH A POTATO BUBBLE.”

“NOW, THERE’S NOTHING MORE THAT AMERICANS RESPECT, THAN KICKING BACK AND PUTTING UP THEIR FEET BEFORE THEIR BIG SCREEN TELEVISIONS.”

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