“NOW, I DON’T WANT TO RAISE EXPECTATIONS … NEGOTIATING WITH KIM JONG-IL MAY PROVE TO BE EASIER THAN DEALING WITH THE MENTALLY ILL.”

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Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.

Sarah Palin’s Tiara, at All Hat No Cattle.

“IT’S A COMPLETE OUTRAGE WHEN SOMEONE LIKE BILL CLINTON GOES AS FAR AS EXTENDING A SMILE AND A HANDSHAKE TO RELEASE HOSTAGES … AS OPPOSED TO GIVING UP SOMETHING TRULY VALUABLE IN RETURN.”

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More on the Clinton Charm Offensive  at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on another dangerous foreigner: Orly Taitz.

Jon Stewart on Obama Must Pass a Health Care Bill. via One Good Move.

“MARK MY WORDS, IT’LL EVENTUALLY COME OUT THAT CLINTON ONLY FREED THESE TWO JOURNALISTS BY TRADING MONICA LEWINSKY AND PAULA JONES.”

 

“YOU’RE RIGHT, ELLIOT, IT’S CLEAR CHASE HAD A COMPULSIVE NEED¬†TO HAVE THE FINAL SCENE WATCHED AND DISSECTED MORE OFTEN THAN THE ZAPRUDER FILM.¬† AND¬†HIS LOYAL FANS JUST ENCOURAGED SUCH BEHAVIOR.”

“ANYWAY, JENNIFER, AS FAR AS ASSASSINATING THE AUDIENCE, I’M STICKING WITH CHASE AS THE ‘LONE¬†GUNMAN’.”¬†¬†