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“NOW, CALM DOWN, MA’AM. I UNDERSTAND YOU LOCKED JOHN BOEHNER, ERIC CANTOR AND MITCH McCONNNELL IN YOUR CAR, BUT IF YOU WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR THE COUNTRY, JUST WALK AWAY AND FORGET THE WHOLE THING.”
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Norm Jenson has Noam Chomsky on the Economy.
GOP “Idea Men,” at All Hat No Cattle.
“THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ALSO GET A SECRET DECODER RING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE F**K WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, OR BETTER YET, A CONE OF SILENCE SO THEY DON’T REALIZE WE’RE NEVER GOING TO GET SMART.”
Meg White at BuzzFlash on the Childish GOP Budget Stunt: A Republican Road to Nowhere, and Madkane with Republican Road To Remedial Math.
“WE’VE GOT THE ULTIMATE SHAMWOW – WITH THE AMAZING REUSABLE TAX CUTS, YOU CAN SOAK UP ALL THE RESOURCES IN THE COUNTRY … AND ACTUALLY LEAVE A BIGGER MESS.”
Lisa Casey with the Nails in the GOP Coffin.
“THESE PIES ARE BEING MADE FROM HIPPIE COMMUNISTIC ORGANIC APPLES, WHICH ARE PICKED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND WHICH THE ADMINISTRATION PLANS TO DISTRIBUTE AS PART OF THEIR SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.”
“SO MUCH FOR BI-PIE-TISANSHIP.”
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Bobby Jindal as the New ‘Hoover’, at All Hat No Cattle.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Most Wealthy Liberals Won’t Back Progressive Media.
Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons
“WE’RE CRAZY, DREAMING ON, LIVIN’ ON THE EDGE, PLAYING ON THE SWEET EMOTION OF OUR BASE, AND ACTING LIKE THE BLIND MAN TRYING TO SELL THE SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE, SO WE CAN GET THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO WALK THIS WAY OVER THE CLIFF.”
“AY! YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN … AND HERE’S A REAL POPULAR TOY THAT THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO GIVE EVERY AMERICAN KID — IT’S CALLED BAG-O-GLASS.”
The Real skit here:
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Lisa Casey’s GOP Pyramid Scheme.
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: GOP Vampires to stalk the airwaves in even greater swarms.
Dan Kurtzman with the rumored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Flavors for Bush.
“LISTEN, GUYS, NEWT ONLY THREW A HISSY FIT ABOUT BEING IN THE BACK OF THE PRESIDENTIAL PLANE; WE ACTUALLY WENT ONE STEP FURTHER AND JUMPED OUT … WITHOUT A PARACHUTE.”
Story at NY Times.
“NEVER LET IT BE SAID, AT THIS TIME OF NATIONAL CRISIS, THAT THE GOP MERELY SAT ON THEIR HANDS.”
“WE INTEND TO SLAY THE ECONOMY, SO IT’LL NEVER BE ABEL TO RECOVER.”
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“DON’T TAR ME WITH THE SAME BRUSH … I’M A MAVERICK McCAIN-SIAN.”
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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin recommends a little Pain-sian economics on obstructionist GOP legislators.
Think Progress on Paul Krugman: ‘Destructive’ Centrists Eliminated 600,000 Worth of Jobs From Stimulus Package.
The Daily Show’s Weekly Recap, at One Good Move.
Juan Cole on an Iranian Obama?
Wildlife Sighting: The Rare Investigative Journalist, at Apoliticus.
“WE USED THE CONTRACEPTION PLAN JUST TO GET INTO THE GOP CAUCUS — WHERE WE MANAGED TO PUT A GIANT CONDOM OVER JOHN BOEHNER, A PATCH OVER ERIC CANTOR’S MOUTH, AND TO FORCE THE STERILIZATION OF MITCH MCCONNELL, SO WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIS LIKES AGAIN.”
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Lisa Casey catches up with chief villains Bush and Cheney.
Does the spirit of Lee Atwater still live on in the GOP? Ask Stefan Forbes at BuzzFlash.
Chris Mooney on Colbert, on Obama’s Science Policy - via One Good Move.
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