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“IT’S A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT THOSE FOLKS YOU SEE STANDING ON THE SO-CALLED ‘UNEMPLOYMENT LINES’ ARE ACTUALLY GETTING PAID TO HOLD THE PLACE FOR OTHER PEOPLE … WHO THEN GET PAID FOR HOLDING THE PLACE FOR THIS GROUP.”
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More GOP Loopies, at All Hat No Cattle.
McCain and Cantor, the big little men, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.
“NOW, SOME OF MY COLLEAGUES ARE TAKING THE ‘BIRTHER’ APPROACH AND EMPHASIZING THAT MR. CAO WAS BORN IN VIETNAM. BUT I’D PREFER TO TAKE THE HIGH ROAD, AND JUST ASSERT THAT HE SANG SHOW TUNES IN ‘MISS SAIGON’.”
“WE ALL KNOW THE CAO FAMILY’S INSPIRATIONAL STORY OF THEIR ESCAPE FROM THE VIETNAMESE COMMUNISTS , BUT WE REPUBLICANS HAVE TAKEN RE-EDUCATION CAMPS TO A WHOLE ‘NOTHER LEVEL.”
“NOW, IN A MINUTE, DAVE, I’M GONNA’ BRING OUT McCONNELL, BOEHNER AND CANTOR, WHO ARE ALL GOING TO LICK RUSH LIMBAUGH’S ASS…. AND THEN THEY TOLD ME WE COULD PLAY: ‘GOP, DOES IT FLOAT’?”
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“I’M PREPARED TO SELL MY GIANT MAN-SIZED SAFE TO THE IRANIANS, SO THAT THEY CAN DETAIN THE OPPOSITION LEADER. AND WITH THE FUNDS I RECEIVE, I CAN SUBSIDIZE THE GOP’S PLAN TO CONTRA-DICT EVERYTHING OBAMA DOES.”
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More Right Wing Follies:
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Glenn Beck with a Turban Would be Just Another Terrorist in Gitmo as He Daily Commits Treason.
Lisa Casey on the GOP’s Hunt for Red Obama, and Madkane on Hannity Insanity.
And Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes.
“IT’S BASICALLY A STORY ABOUT A BUNCH OF ADOLESCENTS WHO ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO GROW UP, WHILE THEY CONTINUE TO ATTRACT PEOPLE WHO ARE MERELY INTERESTED IN MORE DOUGH.”
Background at MSNBC’s First Read on 3 Guys and a Pizza.
“NOW, CALM DOWN, MA’AM. I UNDERSTAND YOU LOCKED JOHN BOEHNER, ERIC CANTOR AND MITCH McCONNNELL IN YOUR CAR, BUT IF YOU WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR THE COUNTRY, JUST WALK AWAY AND FORGET THE WHOLE THING.”
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Norm Jenson has Noam Chomsky on the Economy.
GOP “Idea Men,” at All Hat No Cattle.
“THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ALSO GET A SECRET DECODER RING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE F**K WE’RE TALKING ABOUT, OR BETTER YET, A CONE OF SILENCE SO THEY DON’T REALIZE WE’RE NEVER GOING TO GET SMART.”
Meg White at BuzzFlash on the Childish GOP Budget Stunt: A Republican Road to Nowhere, and Madkane with Republican Road To Remedial Math.
“WE’VE GOT THE ULTIMATE SHAMWOW – WITH THE AMAZING REUSABLE TAX CUTS, YOU CAN SOAK UP ALL THE RESOURCES IN THE COUNTRY … AND ACTUALLY LEAVE A BIGGER MESS.”
Lisa Casey with the Nails in the GOP Coffin.
“THESE PIES ARE BEING MADE FROM HIPPIE COMMUNISTIC ORGANIC APPLES, WHICH ARE PICKED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND WHICH THE ADMINISTRATION PLANS TO DISTRIBUTE AS PART OF THEIR SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.”
“SO MUCH FOR BI-PIE-TISANSHIP.”
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Bobby Jindal as the New ‘Hoover’, at All Hat No Cattle.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Most Wealthy Liberals Won’t Back Progressive Media.
Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons
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